Tell me this is The Onion. Tell me this is The Onion. Tell me this is The Onion.
REO_Speed_Dragon on
Supervillan origin story.
AUniquePerspective on
The world: “You can’t be serious. Nobody is this stupid. Wait, is this a phishing scam? Who even writes their zip code without their address?”
Dependent_Title_1370 on
How eloquent…..
I don’t understand how any of my fellow citizens see this and think “yes, this is what I voted for”. Absolutely fucking unreal. It has to be all the lead and toxins.
TheEpicRedditerr on
Is this a dream or real life
iamagermanpotato on
That boat thing…. I am not so sure, if he knows anything about the history of the United Staates of America….
Toninho7 on
And there are STILL septic tanks who support this man-baby.
alleysunn on
Im having a stroke, right? I read that wrong because I’m having a stroke???
Please???
gdelacalle on
Gotta love the “Thank you” at the end of the letter, I genuinely think he meant to put “Fuck you” but the autocorrect owned him.
TheRunnyDentist on
What’s with the random capitalization?
Xkra on
The christian fundamentalists are all about seeing the devil in everything, but when pure evil stares them right in the eyes they just smile and nod.
faith_plus_one on
I know it’s real, yet I can’t believe it.
Lontology on
HOW IS THIS REAL!?????
shivaswrath on
*bombed 8 countries..
FTFY Mango 🤡
Page8988 on
> I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace
Oh… that made my stomach do something I did *not* enjoy.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Only_Quote_Simpsons on
>”There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.”
“The ironing is delicious” – Bart Simpson
Dotcaprachiappa on
official diplomatic communication btw, this shit will be preserved in both countries’ national archives
Cbjmac on
“I have stopped 8 wars”
Translation: I planned to start 9, but didn’t feel like starting the first 8.
Feuertotem on
It’s quite simply the most unhinged letter I have ever seen from the leader of a country. And it’s not close.
It’s one thing to write like this when the village idiot is reading. To write it down and send it to people with real responsiblities…
TheMightyCatatafish on
What does he think he’s done for NATO?
UgliestDisability on
Norway’s reply: Release the Epstein Files
moonbucket on
You didn’t give me MY peace prize, so invasion it is. You only have yourselves to blame.
CerddwrRhyddid on
These are the words of the U.S State.
This represents all Americans.
This is an historical document.
You are never coming back from all this.
luv2ctheworld on
Hitler said he needed lebensraum (living space) to ensure Germany’s safety and growth.
He used that as a justification for invading countries.
Trump is basically trying to pull the same stunt, under a different guise.
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What is this timeline?
Tell me this is The Onion. Tell me this is The Onion. Tell me this is The Onion.
Supervillan origin story.
The world: “You can’t be serious. Nobody is this stupid. Wait, is this a phishing scam? Who even writes their zip code without their address?”
How eloquent…..
I don’t understand how any of my fellow citizens see this and think “yes, this is what I voted for”. Absolutely fucking unreal. It has to be all the lead and toxins.
Is this a dream or real life
That boat thing…. I am not so sure, if he knows anything about the history of the United Staates of America….
And there are STILL septic tanks who support this man-baby.
Im having a stroke, right? I read that wrong because I’m having a stroke???
Please???
Gotta love the “Thank you” at the end of the letter, I genuinely think he meant to put “Fuck you” but the autocorrect owned him.
What’s with the random capitalization?
The christian fundamentalists are all about seeing the devil in everything, but when pure evil stares them right in the eyes they just smile and nod.
I know it’s real, yet I can’t believe it.
HOW IS THIS REAL!?????
*bombed 8 countries..
FTFY Mango 🤡
> I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace
Oh… that made my stomach do something I did *not* enjoy.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
>”There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.”
“The ironing is delicious” – Bart Simpson
official diplomatic communication btw, this shit will be preserved in both countries’ national archives
“I have stopped 8 wars”
Translation: I planned to start 9, but didn’t feel like starting the first 8.
It’s quite simply the most unhinged letter I have ever seen from the leader of a country. And it’s not close.
It’s one thing to write like this when the village idiot is reading. To write it down and send it to people with real responsiblities…
What does he think he’s done for NATO?
Norway’s reply: Release the Epstein Files
You didn’t give me MY peace prize, so invasion it is. You only have yourselves to blame.
These are the words of the U.S State.
This represents all Americans.
This is an historical document.
You are never coming back from all this.
Hitler said he needed lebensraum (living space) to ensure Germany’s safety and growth.
He used that as a justification for invading countries.
Trump is basically trying to pull the same stunt, under a different guise.
Do not let him get away with it.