Putting wheels on the cross to make it easier to carry is prob the most American Evangelical thing ever. All of the victimhood but none of the sacrifice. – @lanechanged
by mepper
Putting wheels on the cross to make it easier to carry is prob the most American Evangelical thing ever. All of the victimhood but none of the sacrifice. – @lanechanged
by mepper
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It’s probably hollow balsa too.
When you believe in an all powerful all knowing deity who did some performative snuff theater himself to garner attention, you kinda lean that way to begin with
Shouldn’t he be scourged first before carrying that?
Saw a guy walking through my town exactly the same
https://preview.redd.it/oktt6vi224eg1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c29f6e5edb4fdc5d71ed961328e39af3c6b58e
Saint Charles spotted
I want to see the part where he is nailed to the thing. Until that happens, it’s all performative.
Don’t want to scuff up God’s floor. Grandma sent her Social Security check to pay for that, tax free.
Hence, the Bible thumpers.
All cross, no Christ.
There ain’t a penthouse Christian that wants the pain of the scab, but they all want the scar. – Iron and Wine
tax’em as entertainment venues
Fuck this silly clown! Go Arizona Cardinals!
Even better is that the cross is HOLLOW, just like their Christianity. It’s not even solid wood beams.
🎶 The wheels on the cross go round and round 🎶
It’s likes the next step is going to be a plastic made in China fake crown of thorns right?
[It’s fine! I’ll carry it!](https://youtu.be/gRClPnAHLSY?si=Wk8w1_xiwquUv3y4)
Pure cyberpunk. Especially the background.
So I decided to carry a giant torture device around for a while…..and that’s all I have to say about that.
We’re way too accepting of religion
Having planned exhibitions at event spaces this could have been a requirement from the space, because who wants a dirty wooden object repeatedly dragged across ones nice floor or the cross for that matter.
If Jesus had only had a Home Depot the stations of the Cross would have SO much easier!
When one of those evangelical bullshit artists finally takes the wheel off can you imagine how much their crowd will eat it up?
POSER
Jesus ain’t never get no wheel
Looks like someone skipped Suffering Day.
I’m guessing the custodian demanded it.
Even Jesus wasn’t required to haul the whole thing. Guess you guys didn’t know that… or anything about Christianity.
You’re spare parts, bud. Get off the cross, we need the wood.
“The wheels on the cross go round and round. All through the town.”
jesus isnt mad, just disappointed.
Evangelical Christianity is 100% for show. It’s just as hollow as the symbol this moron is carrying