otirk on January 17, 2026 11:39 pm I have no idea what “anal” is supposed to be here, I just hope it’s not dino sex
isnoe on January 17, 2026 11:55 pm Scene from Jurassic Park III where Alan dreams there’s a talking velociraptor next to him. It says, “Alan!” but since OP is dyslexic, it’s “Anal!” Honestly, good meme.
Gazimenstan on January 18, 2026 12:16 am Its sad some people wont get the meme beacuse the movie is “old” now. Whats old is me goddammit
TealmanAjax on January 18, 2026 12:16 am Would have been funnier if you kept the text as Alan so people can read it as anal. Doing your way is like explaining the punchline.
Panzermensch88 on January 18, 2026 12:32 am I saw the scene several times and now I notice how the velo is sitting on the plane, with his small hands on the next chair.
Expensive_Finger_973 on January 18, 2026 12:57 am That one scene is reason enough to watch the third movie. I dare day it alone makes it better than all of the Jurassic movies since.
Bellrung on January 18, 2026 1:10 am “I have a very sexy learning disability… what do I call it, Kiff?”
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Please write a 5 paragraph essay explaining the joke.
I have no idea what “anal” is supposed to be here, I just hope it’s not dino sex
boop
Jurassic Park III
Lana?
Yknow Jurassic park is a little bit of a zombie movie
Scene from Jurassic Park III where Alan dreams there’s a talking velociraptor next to him. It says, “Alan!” but since OP is dyslexic, it’s “Anal!”
Honestly, good meme.
*Clever girl…*
Its sad some people wont get the meme beacuse the movie is “old” now. Whats old is me goddammit
Would have been funnier if you kept the text as Alan so people can read it as anal. Doing your way is like explaining the punchline.
I am in tears. Why was this so funny
Three dinosaur periods.
Triassic, Jurassic, Dyslaxic.
I saw the scene several times and now I notice how the velo is sitting on the plane, with his small hands on the next chair.
That one scene is reason enough to watch the third movie. I dare day it alone makes it better than all of the Jurassic movies since.
This is one of those heirogliphic ass memes.
“I have a very sexy learning disability… what do I call it, Kiff?”
I too have sexdaily