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    1. Gee, Mr. Fucking Wizard, I wonder who Denmark was relying on for help fending off insane autocratic dictators wanting to take their country away from them. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Donny?

    2. Denmark is already a US ally and part of NATO. The US already has troops stationed there. There is no logical reason for the US to need Greenland. Anything the US would want to do, we’re already doing or can do that in collaboration with our NATO partners.

      At this point, you have to be a complete moron to still support this idiotic Felon.

    3. diverareyouokay on

      Does Trump not understand that in some instances, troops on dogsleds is more effective than troops using snowmobiles? For example, if it’s an extreme temperature like -40F or less, engines may not work. Sleds are also almost silent, and other reasons.

      “Denmark uses sleds so they must not have an effective military” is an analogy that shows a total lack of comprehension, which is fine for Joe Blow who sells MAGA and KKK merch out of his gas station in Bucksnort, Tennessee, but not a president leading the “greatest country in the world”.

    4. LeftHandedGraffiti on

      If China or Russia attacked Greenland, NATO would join the fight to defend, so what the fuck is he even talking about?

    5. Like this comment if you’ll be setting off fireworks and having a party when this POS kicks it.

    6. TheCelestialDawn on

      Trump wants Greenland for the same reason he wants the Nobel Peace Prize. He is an idiot.

    7. NATO’S Article 5 for collection military action when one of their Members is attacked has only been invoked ONCE in its 75 years of existence. That occurred when the United States was attacked in September 2001.

    8. PotentialPlum4945 on

      I want to do a go fund me for a reporter that’s just so tired of this shit. Raise a quarter of a million dollars and have them ask “So, when exactly did your parents find out you were developmentally disabled?” Or, “Mr. President, the level of corruption within you White House is beyond the pale. Do you think you’ll ever be held accountable or will you leave office with this country in ruin, much like a wet fart?” Or they could just challenge him to find Greenland on a map of South America turned upside down.

    9. Hi Denmark 
      Holding down the weak brown nations when US assaults them is not going to save you once all the small brown nations are done. 

    10. Oh the old “We can’t trust them to protect themselves, so we’ll just forcibly seize the country and make it safe!”

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