And humans are closely related to starfish and sea squirts than to squids or butterflies…
franky07890 on
I have a friend named Elohssa that has an inverted asshole.
Alvin_h_davenport on
way to twist things, that also means we were a mouth “first”
annoventura on
NTA, but also WATA
SilentSpader on
Well, you are a Redditor.
Future_Web_7061 on
This is a meme material ✅
gr3atch33s3 on
If you have to ask…..
Silentlaughter84 on
Great! I’m surrounded by assholes!
Idenwen on
You where one once, the rest depends on your development.
FransTweedehands on
So south park was right after all, we are all butt babies.
Character_Log2770 on
I am the Walrus
Jarapa4 on
It seems to me to be nothing more than an opinion, and as Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) said in the 1988 film The Dead Pool: “Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one.”
Fedefacts_paaskrump on
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩
Future-Garbage1147 on
How there is people born without asshole then?
PuzzleheadedMode7517 on
Oh I’m definitely using this the next time I’m irritated at someone
thespacepyrofrmtf2 on
quickfixrick on
So what you’re saying is, some people aren’t mean, they’re just biologically committed to their roots.
diffraction-limited on
I still find it fascinating that nature came up with two blueprints to build animals, the ones that are soft inside and hard outside, and the ones that are hard inside and soft outside. Almost the entire animal kingdom splits into these two branches, yet they share one thing: they start from a hollow ball of a couple of cells that need to form a tube which allows them to get food into the body and poo it out. This tube forms from a couple of the cells diving into the hollow inside, forming a growing tunnel that merges on the opposite side. You can do that in only two ways; either the future mouth starts diving into the hollow ball, or the future ass. It’s these two options that split the animals into protostomia (protos stoma, first mouth) and deuterostomia (“devtero” Greek for second. The mouth forms second, the ass first), the ones that are soft inside and hard outside, and the hard inside soft outside
Suitable-Grape-1855 on
A quote from OG road house movie ” you were born an asshole and just grew bigger”
Vian_Ostheusen on
This tracks. Or rather, it stripes…..
deconstructicon on
deuterostome just means 2 mouths, which as a meat tube, we all are. Not sure where they’re getting that it means the downstairs mouth forms first.
__redruM on
Wouldn’t the navel form first? Is this a real fact or just a fun “fact”.
DanimilFX on
It says “before any other opening.” Not “first there’s just an anus and then the rest of the human grows out of it”.
Master_Xenu on
That doesn’t sound right to me, the belly button would be the first hole formed.
PookieDood on
So we all start out as assholes. Some of us evolve out of it and others stay the same assholes their whole lives.
PRSHZ on
Let he who is without an ass, rip the first fart.
GoblinLoveChild on
definitely YTA
Johnny_B_Asshole on
Can confirm.
Faust2391 on
Careful with that joke. Its an antique.
I_Fart_It_Stinks on
YTA
ewwerellewe on
Well, then… Hate to say it, but yes, you are the asshole.
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Apparently we all are..a bunch of assholes
Meeting some people really proves this
And humans are closely related to starfish and sea squirts than to squids or butterflies…
I have a friend named Elohssa that has an inverted asshole.
way to twist things, that also means we were a mouth “first”
NTA, but also WATA
Well, you are a Redditor.
This is a meme material ✅
If you have to ask…..
Great! I’m surrounded by assholes!
You where one once, the rest depends on your development.
So south park was right after all, we are all butt babies.
I am the Walrus
It seems to me to be nothing more than an opinion, and as Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) said in the 1988 film The Dead Pool: “Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩💩
How there is people born without asshole then?
Oh I’m definitely using this the next time I’m irritated at someone
So what you’re saying is, some people aren’t mean, they’re just biologically committed to their roots.
I still find it fascinating that nature came up with two blueprints to build animals, the ones that are soft inside and hard outside, and the ones that are hard inside and soft outside. Almost the entire animal kingdom splits into these two branches, yet they share one thing: they start from a hollow ball of a couple of cells that need to form a tube which allows them to get food into the body and poo it out. This tube forms from a couple of the cells diving into the hollow inside, forming a growing tunnel that merges on the opposite side. You can do that in only two ways; either the future mouth starts diving into the hollow ball, or the future ass. It’s these two options that split the animals into protostomia (protos stoma, first mouth) and deuterostomia (“devtero” Greek for second. The mouth forms second, the ass first), the ones that are soft inside and hard outside, and the hard inside soft outside
A quote from OG road house movie ” you were born an asshole and just grew bigger”
This tracks. Or rather, it stripes…..
deuterostome just means 2 mouths, which as a meat tube, we all are. Not sure where they’re getting that it means the downstairs mouth forms first.
Wouldn’t the navel form first? Is this a real fact or just a fun “fact”.
It says “before any other opening.” Not “first there’s just an anus and then the rest of the human grows out of it”.
That doesn’t sound right to me, the belly button would be the first hole formed.
So we all start out as assholes. Some of us evolve out of it and others stay the same assholes their whole lives.
Let he who is without an ass, rip the first fart.
definitely YTA
Can confirm.
Careful with that joke. Its an antique.
YTA
Well, then… Hate to say it, but yes, you are the asshole.