they’d probably have better luck getting people here in Minnesota
digitalMan on
This sounds like a great deal. I pay $50,000 and get Danish citizenship? Cheaper than the golden Visas offered by some countries. With the access to healthcare, this could pay for itself in a few years.
anonymous_matt on
Honestly, from a purely economic standpoint this could apply to all Americans. Just surrender and we’ve got you fam!
Dr_Porknbeef on
Hey, Canada… If you’d like to bid on Washington state, offers are being accepted.
leighalan on
Hey Denmark, give Alaska a shot first. We’re not even attached to the United States. Physically or metaphorically.
rbartlejr on
Hell, pay my moving expenses and language tutoring and I’m all in. Please. I’m in Florida, so I’m fucked two ways.
UncharacteristicZero on
Where do I sign??
GraceWalkr on
Greenland counter-offers with healthcare and uni; Trump’s still trying to pay in exposure and NFT coupons.
i_max2k2 on
Same American would take this in a heartbeat, including me.
needsmoarbokeh on
It would be soo fun if California decided to join Denmark
NewToHTX on
Ironically this is the way European nations could start nipping Trump land acquisition efforts right in the ass.
Brainchild110 on
That guaranteed Hygge, tho…
DrunkenBlacksmith on
Whelp, guess I’m moving to Rhode Island!
theaveragenerd on
As a New Jersian I vote for the state to leave the US and join Denmark. It sounds better than what we currently have.
Jash-Juice on
Family of 5 ready to move.
ketchupisfruitjam on
BRB moving to Rhode Island
EternalNewCarSmell on
Shit I’ll join Denmark for free. Here I was thinking I’d have to figure out how to buy a property costing hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a shot at citizenship.
ddouce on
So, by when do I have to establish Rhode Island residency?
Embarrassed_Wrap8421 on
Can they please include Connecticut in their offer? I’m ready to sign.
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I would take that deal in a heartbeat, there’s nothing left of the America I grew up in this place is a hateful shell
And your government won’t be full of assholes and pedophiles. Unfortunately, though, the unlimited smørrebrød isn’t free, and you will have a king.
What about South Carolinians?
Throw in some Ozempic and I’m in!
Can that be extended to Minnesota?
Can I identify as a Rhode Islander and accept this deal?
Canada has made an offer to CA, OR and WA. Let’s get the nation of Cascadia going.
Would they take someone from NV?! Asking for a … me.
I’m already gone. My bags are packed and I’m at the airport.
Sight if only this was true. I don’t care how cold it is get me out of this hellscape.
Real estate in Rhode Island would explode.
Minnesota is open to terms Denmark, EU, really pretty much anyone but Trumps besties.
Why does RI get to?? Save me from OKLAHOMA
https://preview.redd.it/o32xgkzf77cg1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9490196f9a6caf2963e85daf1e7fac5439cc6bc
I’m from Massachusetts and I’ll take that deal
Damn, I wish this was real!
As a Rhode Islander
I accept
Throw in a Zenvo TSR-GT and you got a deal.
I would move immediately
they’d probably have better luck getting people here in Minnesota
This sounds like a great deal. I pay $50,000 and get Danish citizenship? Cheaper than the golden Visas offered by some countries. With the access to healthcare, this could pay for itself in a few years.
Honestly, from a purely economic standpoint this could apply to all Americans. Just surrender and we’ve got you fam!
Hey, Canada… If you’d like to bid on Washington state, offers are being accepted.
Hey Denmark, give Alaska a shot first. We’re not even attached to the United States. Physically or metaphorically.
Hell, pay my moving expenses and language tutoring and I’m all in. Please. I’m in Florida, so I’m fucked two ways.
Where do I sign??
Greenland counter-offers with healthcare and uni; Trump’s still trying to pay in exposure and NFT coupons.
Same American would take this in a heartbeat, including me.
It would be soo fun if California decided to join Denmark
Ironically this is the way European nations could start nipping Trump land acquisition efforts right in the ass.
That guaranteed Hygge, tho…
Whelp, guess I’m moving to Rhode Island!
As a New Jersian I vote for the state to leave the US and join Denmark. It sounds better than what we currently have.
Family of 5 ready to move.
BRB moving to Rhode Island
Shit I’ll join Denmark for free. Here I was thinking I’d have to figure out how to buy a property costing hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a shot at citizenship.
So, by when do I have to establish Rhode Island residency?
Can they please include Connecticut in their offer? I’m ready to sign.
i’d pay $50k to get that deal !