He’s being responsible! He’s bringing an ashtray! Might need a large scoop to scrape everyone off the floor later lol
yeatruestory on
There’s only 2 of them?! Heck I want a friend like that!
DS3M on
Coolest party guest
Zeusurself on
Can I come too?
theDefa1t on
They’re gonna be so fucking zooted holy fuck
Slave35 on
Strangely wholesome.
KatyaMilan on
I swear he’s that one comedian and he’s hilarious
headykruger on
It’s just a spritz of acid!
MisterBiscuitz on
That’s Craig Conant the comedian isn’t it?
Lean__Lantern on
dude likes to party
scrubjays on
It had to be a Trader Joe’s bag, didn’t it?
dafunkiedood on
This is the mf man right here
secondphase on
Has anyone else noticed that tge small jar of mushrooms has gone up to like, 90% of the price of the large jar?
Genesis13 on
I dont do drugs but Id love to be friends with this dude.
Forrest_Cp on
Craig canant
BrandonBeaur on
Girls’ night is about to turn into middle of the desert, where the hell am I, and who the hell am I real quick.
Key-Regular674 on
This is just like in the movies when a drug dealer stops by with a briefcase of 20 diff types of drugs
roglc_366 on
I think he was already sampling the goods.
thejesse on
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”
infirno_cool on
Acid in a spray bottle, sweet jeebus sign me up yesterday. That would be life changing.
DubsideDangler on
Craig Conant!
attran84 on
🤘🫡
MeetingDue4378 on
Got themselves the markings of real late aughts comedy right there
Hotdog_McEskimo on
I’ve done enough acid to know I don’t wanna do acid
Busy-Suggestion459 on
Thanks brother
mrDuder1729 on
Hey, its Craig Conant! Hilarious stand up comedian, check him out
xBIGMANNx on
He’s got that Bobby Lee tiger belly shirt on. I love Bobby Lee
wawhodis on
Guy showed up with all those treat in a 30k bag.
Serious_Ad9128 on
He was great as Moriarty in Sherlock
StarryOceanWhisper on
Girls: I wish there were pockets on women’s clothes
Meanwhile boys:
bkarma86 on
That’s a big jar of mushrooms
jefbenet on
that final “and then…” right before he realized “oh yeah, i had that one on the way over!”
billsboy88 on
Weed water? That’s a new one for me
FKYS on
Could have brought a dildo, how considerate of him!
NCR_Veteran_Ranger04 on
Holy stoner
KleosIII on
My boy is TOASTED.
triodoubledouble on
Would 100% do the same, it’s a mood.
pokamoe on
Get in, loser! You’re one of us.
Far_Try_1905 on
Where’s the Hathi
blairco on
“Girls night!” – now with Mushroom Squirts™!
onlyonequickquestion on
Oh sure it’s all fun and games when he does it but when i start busting out the heroin and meth it’s all “we need to talk” and “stop cutting holes in my wall to find copper”
Avoidtolls on
That amount of Shrooms made my stomach quiver. Eating so much you feel like puking, then you do puke and realize you’re high as fuck and remain high for some insanely long time.
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Now he knows how to play the long game
He’s being responsible! He’s bringing an ashtray! Might need a large scoop to scrape everyone off the floor later lol
There’s only 2 of them?! Heck I want a friend like that!
Coolest party guest
Can I come too?
They’re gonna be so fucking zooted holy fuck
Strangely wholesome.
I swear he’s that one comedian and he’s hilarious
It’s just a spritz of acid!
That’s Craig Conant the comedian isn’t it?
dude likes to party
It had to be a Trader Joe’s bag, didn’t it?
This is the mf man right here
Has anyone else noticed that tge small jar of mushrooms has gone up to like, 90% of the price of the large jar?
I dont do drugs but Id love to be friends with this dude.
Craig canant
Girls’ night is about to turn into middle of the desert, where the hell am I, and who the hell am I real quick.
This is just like in the movies when a drug dealer stops by with a briefcase of 20 diff types of drugs
I think he was already sampling the goods.
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”
Acid in a spray bottle, sweet jeebus sign me up yesterday. That would be life changing.
Craig Conant!
🤘🫡
Got themselves the markings of real late aughts comedy right there
I’ve done enough acid to know I don’t wanna do acid
Thanks brother
Hey, its Craig Conant! Hilarious stand up comedian, check him out
He’s got that Bobby Lee tiger belly shirt on. I love Bobby Lee
Guy showed up with all those treat in a 30k bag.
He was great as Moriarty in Sherlock
Girls: I wish there were pockets on women’s clothes
Meanwhile boys:
That’s a big jar of mushrooms
that final “and then…” right before he realized “oh yeah, i had that one on the way over!”
Weed water? That’s a new one for me
Could have brought a dildo, how considerate of him!
Holy stoner
My boy is TOASTED.
Would 100% do the same, it’s a mood.
Get in, loser! You’re one of us.
Where’s the Hathi
“Girls night!” – now with Mushroom Squirts™!
Oh sure it’s all fun and games when he does it but when i start busting out the heroin and meth it’s all “we need to talk” and “stop cutting holes in my wall to find copper”
That amount of Shrooms made my stomach quiver. Eating so much you feel like puking, then you do puke and realize you’re high as fuck and remain high for some insanely long time.
But not as long as that Acid.
Can I come too
girl’s night’s worst nightmare
What a great influence