After years of wearing this in public, decided to finally try and translate what my hoodie says

    by tommytambor

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    1. The tale of people displaying something on their body a language they don’t know about turning out to be something vulgar/embarrassing/funny never disappoints.

      From clothing to tattoos…

    2. LouBarlowsDisease on

      This has the same energy as someone getting a Chinese tattoo and trusting the tattooist with the translation, then it ends up meaning “messy diarrhea” or something.

    3. Do you remember my tattoo mishap? It was supposed to say ‘Peace’ but they wrote ‘White Hooker’ instead.

    4. It literally says “ball” so native speakers wouldnt immediately asdociate the word with testicles unless they also speak English

    5. Intrepid-Box-7461 on

      My husband wore a shirt for an facetime dr appt that said give your balls a tug ya tit fucker, from letterkenny. He couldn’t figure out why the Dr was smirking the whole appt. I about died, I bought the shirt for him.

    6. As a Chinese person, the fact that it’s poorly translated from English makes it even funnier

    7. Reminds me of a trip to Tokyo. A well dressed, silver haired old Japanese lady with matching silver lamé shoes and purse…she was wearing a T shirt with matching silver letters.

      It read “NASTY”

    8. Hahah this is like when an acquaintance of my wife got a new tattoo in chinese writing and asked if I could read it (im chinese american). I jokingly said “oh yeh thats perfect, just go into any takeout chinese restaurant and point to it.” It actually said “love, strength, patience”. But I told him it said Pork Fried Rice.

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