Damn. I guess they have no choice but to go Fuck themselves.
Plastic_Tooth159 on
I mean, really, why don’t they date each other? What’s the goal….marriage, family, stability, kindness, love, sincerity, humanity, compassion, partnership……? Literally they are already aligned politically.
Pholusactual on
Well, perhaps they should (in the words of Mick Mulvaney) stop being a “drain on taxpayer dollars” and go out to find more useful private sector employment. Maybe their dating life will improve?
They could leave DC, no one is forcing them to stay.
Dewey_Decimatorr on
Its always sexual grievance with these guys
Ayyjay on
I mean they became Trump staffers, they should already be used to it.
psychoacer on
I’m sure they can go to Alabama and be treated like kings and queens though.
Stuff-and_stuff on
This is why arranged marriages and ritualistic råpe was a thing in ‘A Handmaid’s Tale.’
It should be seen as a lesson for the Young Republicans, too.
Apprehensive-Fun4181 on
The NYT last year demanded that Liberals start dating and having kids with Conservatives for the good of the country.
standard-issue-man on
I love how these articles pop up every couple of months with these Republican staffers complaining that no one wants to fuck them like it’s everyone else’s problem
twirlingmypubes on
They can always go back to 1930s Germany
oljeffe on
You’d think that lying to screw others, being a prerequisite of their job, would transfer quite naturally into their personal life….
BlaDiBlaBlaaaaa on
Definitely not the natural selection they deny
rowdymowdy on
I’m sure there is a match in their sphere lol just roll with it boys !
quickporsche on
Pretty pretty pretty good.
PseudoWarriorAU on
Good no children of these terrible people
LowAbbreviations2151 on
Boo hoo
Danzarr on
is this the original one, or did they right the exact same article 5 years later? cant wait for the rehash of the one that they cant find jobs because of how toxic their cv is.
Jedi_Ninja on
Is it time to bring out the tiny violin? 🎻
baby_budda on
Why don’t they date other Maga instead of trying to date democrats.
cardboardwind0w on
Date 🤢
SierraSonic on
Get Pent.
Jimmyboro on
Oh no!!!
foxx_grey on

girlinanemptyroom on
Unfortunately they are unable to date each other since they’re all related.
southflhitnrun on

StandardDiver2791 on
And… they’d be right.
These are called “consequences”.
lynja999 on

Khmera on
Good
crapbag29 on
Because you picked the wrong horse my man
fyrfyterx on
just like the lawyers asking Jack Smith about republican lawyers not getting hire in “big law”
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Damn. I guess they have no choice but to go Fuck themselves.
I mean, really, why don’t they date each other? What’s the goal….marriage, family, stability, kindness, love, sincerity, humanity, compassion, partnership……? Literally they are already aligned politically.
Well, perhaps they should (in the words of Mick Mulvaney) stop being a “drain on taxpayer dollars” and go out to find more useful private sector employment. Maybe their dating life will improve?
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They could leave DC, no one is forcing them to stay.
Its always sexual grievance with these guys
I mean they became Trump staffers, they should already be used to it.
I’m sure they can go to Alabama and be treated like kings and queens though.
This is why arranged marriages and ritualistic råpe was a thing in ‘A Handmaid’s Tale.’
It should be seen as a lesson for the Young Republicans, too.
The NYT last year demanded that Liberals start dating and having kids with Conservatives for the good of the country.
I love how these articles pop up every couple of months with these Republican staffers complaining that no one wants to fuck them like it’s everyone else’s problem
They can always go back to 1930s Germany
You’d think that lying to screw others, being a prerequisite of their job, would transfer quite naturally into their personal life….
Definitely not the natural selection they deny
I’m sure there is a match in their sphere lol just roll with it boys !
Pretty pretty pretty good.
Good no children of these terrible people
Boo hoo
is this the original one, or did they right the exact same article 5 years later? cant wait for the rehash of the one that they cant find jobs because of how toxic their cv is.
Is it time to bring out the tiny violin? 🎻
Why don’t they date other Maga instead of trying to date democrats.
Date 🤢
Get Pent.
Oh no!!!

Unfortunately they are unable to date each other since they’re all related.

And… they’d be right.
These are called “consequences”.

Good
Because you picked the wrong horse my man
just like the lawyers asking Jack Smith about republican lawyers not getting hire in “big law”
oh and Greg Abbot is a piss baby
Leave DC, I’m sure it’ll get better. Hahaha

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