January 2, 2026I literally have an album on my phone called “album of memes for when I need a good chuckle.” This is one of the memes in this album
AlaxysInoue on January 2, 2026 2:46 pm https://preview.redd.it/fkep0mi08yag1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca5996e8bc938ebc3624af582a94a777a862a1a
MithonOsborne on January 2, 2026 2:54 pm I feel like you’d have to say “I wish whatever I said became true”. If you wish whatever you said was right, i feel like thatd just force you to say the right things
altrazh on January 2, 2026 2:55 pm https://preview.redd.it/ntu6iatn9yag1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=df3f8a1a6614a37e30b332710d537b9a04808ca0
Allornating on January 2, 2026 2:56 pm Don’t wanna be the “errmm akshually” guy but , You wished that you WERE always right. So it’s gonna have an effect on your past not your present
Krysidian2 on January 2, 2026 3:00 pm So we are just gonna ignore the totally obvious monkey paw of the wisher being unable to say anything that is factually incorrect.
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https://preview.redd.it/fkep0mi08yag1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca5996e8bc938ebc3624af582a94a777a862a1a
I feel like you’d have to say “I wish whatever I said became true”. If you wish whatever you said was right, i feel like thatd just force you to say the right things
https://preview.redd.it/ntu6iatn9yag1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=df3f8a1a6614a37e30b332710d537b9a04808ca0
Don’t wanna be the “errmm akshually” guy but , You wished that you WERE always right. So it’s gonna have an effect on your past not your present
So we are just gonna ignore the totally obvious monkey paw of the wisher being unable to say anything that is factually incorrect.
Nah, he’d remove the left side of your body
Man, I’d kill for some food right now.
…Wait no!