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short_bus_genius on January 1, 2026 10:09 pm “Kid rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can get for a catalytic converter.”
noahdamngood on January 1, 2026 10:10 pm Kid Flaccid with his new band Limp Penis sponsored by Viagra.
Dewey_Decimatorr on January 1, 2026 10:39 pm Kid rock is what trump called epstein island when he would visit
Left_Pool_5565 on January 1, 2026 10:40 pm Alternative ticket payment options now include copper wire and catalytic converters.
dac1952 on January 1, 2026 10:45 pm Thank you South Park [https://www.trumpkennedycenter.org](https://www.trumpkennedycenter.org)
NumbSkull0119 on January 1, 2026 11:22 pm They’re sure to sell 10 maybe even 20 tickets! Get’em while you can folks!
Used_Intention6479 on January 1, 2026 11:34 pm Not to worry. The Kennedy Center can be steam cleaned and disinfected, like a virus ridden cruise ship, after this dark part of our history is over.
PerrysSaxTherapy on January 2, 2026 12:53 am https://preview.redd.it/chkyumje3uag1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f38d862c9ca4e5643e71f25c872035ab162fe6
ImpossibleBath2471 on January 2, 2026 2:55 am Kid Rot and Ted “crotch rot fever” Nugget will play every night. Opening act is The Village People with the felon doing his twin weenie pull dance.
FTW-username on January 2, 2026 5:05 am https://preview.redd.it/ftdvvtjgcvag1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b26c64cd936847166f2e11bfa8fb625c835eea1
26 Comments
“Kid rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can get for a catalytic converter.”
Kid Flaccid with his new band Limp Penis sponsored by Viagra.
Ted Nugent could do a pedo tour showcasing Jail Bait.
He has like one good song.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kid rock is what trump called epstein island when he would visit
Alternative ticket payment options now include copper wire and catalytic converters.
Thank you South Park
[https://www.trumpkennedycenter.org](https://www.trumpkennedycenter.org)
Just like Vegas.
Rob Schneider is the opening act.
Has been tour 2026
They’re sure to sell 10 maybe even 20 tickets! Get’em while you can folks!
Not to worry. The Kennedy Center can be steam cleaned and disinfected, like a virus ridden cruise ship, after this dark part of our history is over.
Skid(Mark)Rock
What’s next? Vanilla Ice?
Mid Rock needs to go away now please.
https://preview.redd.it/chkyumje3uag1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f38d862c9ca4e5643e71f25c872035ab162fe6
Dozens will attend this, dozens
Satan just took up residence
Kid Rock, it has been that never was!!
Fucking barf!🤮
Theres only so many ways you can sing baw wit the wah.
Kid Rot and Ted “crotch rot fever” Nugget will play every night. Opening act is The Village People with the felon doing his twin weenie pull dance.
Good luck with that. He sucks
https://preview.redd.it/ftdvvtjgcvag1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b26c64cd936847166f2e11bfa8fb625c835eea1