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Lord_Duckington_3rd on January 2, 2026 4:01 am And we, at least the intellignet ones, know that ear cartilage doesn’t regrow quickly….
morts73 on January 2, 2026 4:53 am We’ve made fun of presidents before but his delusions genuinely scare me .
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And we, at least the intellignet ones, know that ear cartilage doesn’t regrow quickly….
So this proves that he’s a lizard man from space
But he’s got a mushroom for a little friend?
No “Sir”
Shows how mentally unhinged he was back then
So funny, such a ridiculous fake event
His story plays into Revelation chapter 13.
It’s not just me saying it. Sports Illustrated is saying it!
His 🤥 grows longer every time he opens his mouth.
This must be satire
We’ve made fun of presidents before but his delusions genuinely scare me .
Like a lizard he grew another ear!