Of all the things that never happened, this happened the neverest
gdelacalle on
Well, considering he’s on foot maybe he’s moving a couple of blocks away?
Tobi-One-Boy on
Are the billionaires heading to Mississippi or Alabama ? I heard those are red states that still have American ideals..
Quality_Qontrol on
Billionaires pack up themselves? 🤣
PastyDoughboy on
Oh no! They are John Galting themselves!
ajver19 on
It is possible the post was made in jest.
Possible but uncertain.
Lylibean on
Sure, Jan.
MrTweakers on
Sounds more like a vagrant than a billionaire. What kind of billionaire packs his own things, into a bindle that fits all of his things, and then ***walks*** out of New York City? Lmao
amazonfan1972 on
Why are people taking this seriously? Apart from the fact that it’s utterly absurd, it was also posted on Bluesky. That should indicate that the poster is almost certainly mocking the billionaires who were being alarmist about Mamdani’s victory.
Branchomania on
Guys it’s clearly a joke
WingedSalim on
For some reason, this sounded like it takes place in a bedroom after you slept with him. Like saying goodbye to your lover after one last night of passion.
PupScent on
Bullshit.
RepulsivePlant9137 on
It’s funny that nobody can tell this is satire
Blurghblagh on
Was his ‘bindle’ also a TARDIS? Should have jumped him and taken his bindle full of fine art, luxury cars, Park Avenue penthouse, etc. down to Sothby’s.
Pilotwaver on
I could live with a billionaire to bindlestiff ending.
WelderMiserable347 on
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened for $200” Alex
Y0___0Y on
The rich saying “We will leave!” is a little intimidating in most cities, but not New York.
You’re going to leave New York fuckin’ city? You’re a nobody in the world of the elites if you don’t at least have a townhouse in Manhattan.
Deohji on
Is this supposed to be bad?
Umami-Ice-Cream on
It’s hilarious to see the “They’re already leaving!” Fearmongering.
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Of all the things that never happened, this happened the neverest
Well, considering he’s on foot maybe he’s moving a couple of blocks away?
Are the billionaires heading to Mississippi or Alabama ? I heard those are red states that still have American ideals..
Billionaires pack up themselves? 🤣
Oh no! They are John Galting themselves!
It is possible the post was made in jest.
Possible but uncertain.
Sure, Jan.
Sounds more like a vagrant than a billionaire. What kind of billionaire packs his own things, into a bindle that fits all of his things, and then ***walks*** out of New York City? Lmao
Why are people taking this seriously? Apart from the fact that it’s utterly absurd, it was also posted on Bluesky. That should indicate that the poster is almost certainly mocking the billionaires who were being alarmist about Mamdani’s victory.
Guys it’s clearly a joke
For some reason, this sounded like it takes place in a bedroom after you slept with him. Like saying goodbye to your lover after one last night of passion.
Bullshit.
It’s funny that nobody can tell this is satire
Was his ‘bindle’ also a TARDIS? Should have jumped him and taken his bindle full of fine art, luxury cars, Park Avenue penthouse, etc. down to Sothby’s.
I could live with a billionaire to bindlestiff ending.
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened for $200” Alex
The rich saying “We will leave!” is a little intimidating in most cities, but not New York.
You’re going to leave New York fuckin’ city? You’re a nobody in the world of the elites if you don’t at least have a townhouse in Manhattan.
Is this supposed to be bad?
It’s hilarious to see the “They’re already leaving!” Fearmongering.