“Tomorrow is a new year, and as we all know, 2000 years ago on January 1st, Christopher Columbus discovered The United States Of America, and immediately sat down and had a peaceful dinner with a bunch of redskin savages, who came into the USA illegally by climbing over the Mexico border wall — after dinner he immediately put them in chains. We call this holiday Thanksgiving. We celebrate the fact that Columbus enslaved these redskin Democrats and made America great again. George Washington, who was president at the time, was so moved by the enslavement of brown citizens, he made it a national holiday.
I nearly forgot to address the nation about this glorious tradition of enslavement, but as soon as I remembered, I immediately pulled out of Ivanka, ran naked down the White House hallway and scheduled a press conference.
I want everyone to have a happy Thanksgiving tomorrow, and remember to notify ICE of any brown family members or neighbors who look suspicious. Enslavement is our cultural tradition.
Now I need to return to Ivanka’s vagina and finish the job.”
by No-Painting-799
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I’m almost certain it’s fake and he didn’t say that. But when it comes to Donald Trump, you can never be sure.
It must be Thanksgiving, because Crooked Joe Biden says it’s New Year’s, and he’s incapable of telling the truth.
Donald Trump (79): “Sleepy Joe Biden was the worst president in the history of our country. One year ago our country was dead. The radical left didn’t allow us to say Happy New Year. Now we are the hottest country anywhere in the world. We say Happy New Year again, stock market is at an all time high. Unemployment is way down, below zero. Under crooked Joe Biden, inflation was exploding. Now, inflation is way down, below zero. I cutted the price for beef, cars, corruption, drugs, energy, fetanyl, gas, groceries, houses and prostitution. Not by 30 or 40 percent. Which would have been great. Not 50 or 60. No, I brought them down by 1,000, 600, 500, even by 1,500 percent. Tremendous numbers. Numbers, nobody ever heard of before. Nobody has ever achieved that, but me. Phony Kamala is a disgrace. Basically, she can’t talk. Putin had no respect for her. Ukraine would have never started the war against Russia, if I would have been president. It’s Bidens war. Not Trumps. The 2020 election was rigged. Everyone knows it. Especially the other side. It was a landslide election. Stolen from you, from me, from all of us. I ended 18 wars in 18 weeks. Including the war between Aberbaijan and Albania, the war on the hoax of climate change, star wars, the war on the hoax of Epstein files and the war on the planet of apes. No other president has ever ended a single war. Biden started the war against Russia. Putin is a very smart leader. He respects me a lot. I get along with Putin very well. Nobody gets along with Putin, but me. We are working on something really great. Russia will handover Greenland to us. We will transform Greenland into Hawaii of the Arctic Sea. Mexico will pay for it, 100 percent. Tariffs are pouring every day more than 50 trillion dollars into our country. We are winning big. We are winning like never before. You may get tired of winning. Our military. Nobody has ever done more for our military than me. I builded the greatest army in the world. Actually, I builded it twice. We are building 10 aircraft carriers, 100 Trump class battleships, 1,000 submarines, 10,000 stealth fighters, 100,000 heavy battle tanks and 1,000,000 nuclear warheads a day. Beautiful nukes, more beautiful and more powerful than anything, of which like the world has ever seen before. The golden age of America has started. Radical left fake news media will never report on this. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. President DJT”
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I wonder if anyone will actually check the comments
Someone needs to check the White House calendar, it’s looking a bit mixed up 😂