Tex Wilson a Tennessee Trump supporter who thought he was owning the libs by calling every Democrat a Marxist, was lost for words when asked to define Marxism.
“Shucks, I ain’t never thought someone would ask me to define Marxism. I heard Trump sayin’ it, so I just gone and repeated it”.
Tex, who has an 8th grade education and 5 children by 4 different women (one being his sister), has suffered similar humiliation in the past when he was asked to define Socialism.
“Defining definitions of words make me look like a jackass. Sheesh. I hate the communist DEMON-RATS!”
Mr. Wilson cut our conversation short, as he had to see his parole officer, take an anger management class, and then lie his way through yet another court ordered AA meeting. As of this writing, Tex was arrested for downloading nude photos of 12 year old Korean boys, but vowed to continue his crusade to own the libs while serving his 6 year prison sentence.
by No-Painting-799
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oh what a twist 10/10
Or dentist
Too realistic.
How do you pronounce the X without teeth
This is why it’s called “toothbrush” and not “teethbrush”.
Or ask a lib to define a woman.
Probably goes silent when asked to define a lot of words
Only one thing I would suggest editing for the sake of humor: instead of 5 children by 4 different women, reverse it to say 4 kids with 5 mothers. Nothing like a little absurdity to bring on the chuckles.
So now all his meals he has to drink through a straw. He don’t want to lose that one good tooth
Marx would laugh at such a moron, but sadly enough there are yoo many of these imbeciles for us to laugh it off
How does Big Boy eat corn on the cob, anyway?