DAMNIT BOY I CAN DRIVE!



    by Muted_Walrus6293

    23 Comments

    1. Hot damnit boy you were going way to fucking fast for those conditions and caused that problem your damn self, dumbass.

    2. I had this moment about 15 years ago. Snow plows got stuck on an exit and blocked traffic. There was a single passable area going back down the exit in reverse. I managed to (accidentally) spin and pull off a perfect 180.

      Of course I then fucked it up by being too fast at the bottom and got stuck just off the side of the road.

    3. He was behind the car’s rotation with the steering, and apparently off the gas, which made the oscillations worse than they needed to be. But points for staying with it instead of standing on the brake and spinning into the ditch (or sign) and the commentary was very funny.

    4. No. You can’t drive. You were driving too fast for conditions on an unplowed road. After you lost it and took it off the road, you were lucky enough that the median was flat and had enough grass and bumps to knock the snow off your tires so that the tread could take back over again. Then you got back on the road still traveling too fast. And now you think you can drive, and that overconfidence is going to put you right back in the same position again. Mr officer.

    5. HaphazardFlitBipper on

      A good driver has the judgement to not put himself into a situation that requires his superior skills.

    6. omahaknight71 on

      Had something similar happen to me a few years ago. Driving down the highway in white out conditions going about 40 mph. Couldn’t even see the road and some wrecker blew by me going at least 60. Threw up a bunch of snow and I was blind. Went into the median but managed to get myself back on the road. Scared the shit out of me but afterwards I was impressed with myself for recovering.

    7. PinkBookWormy on

      Why the fuck are you driving that fast when the road looks like that? Irresponsible dude! Luckily there was no one else in the road at that moment, you could have killed someone.

    8. Luck not skill. These guys overestimate their driving skills just because they raced around a parking lot with some cones for a couple days during training.

    9. lol I recovered from a 360 in an army blazer on the highway in icy / snowy conditions… It’s funny how half my mind thought “dammit boy I can drive” and half though “why the fuck did you just do a 360 at highway speeds you fucking idiot”

    10. I remember going about 35 on the highway in a whiteout blizzard. Car pulled alongside me, and then they merged way too soon in front of me. I had let off the accelerator once I saw they were intent on passing, but I instinctively tapped my brakes when they merged and that was a huge mistake. 

      Spun around three times. Somehow I was still in my lane and facing the correct direction when I regained control. Pure luck.

      Passed the car that had cut me off about 3 miles later in the ditch. 

      Took me about an hour and a half to go 23 miles.

    11. Canadian driver here that drives through the mountain all the time. Also used to do a lot of winter condition off road tracks. Cars, trucks. Stick shift. Winter tires and summer tires. Atvs and so on.

      No he can’t drive for shit. Atleast for winter conditions. That counter-steering isn’t correctly timed and they are also over correct.

      Plus he’s going far too fast probably altho I still think he could’ve easily handled that slide better

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