This is weird timing since I just saw a reel of someone who appeared to have gone really far down the rabbit hole with this. They found an old picture of Jonbenet at a pageant(?) or something, and there was someone in the background that at an angle looked creepily like a young Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Let me guess… He raped her
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Is she in the Epstein files? /s
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I genuinely believe Trump will see this and it’ll be his next Epstein distraction
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And find Bigfoot?!! Give us what we really want, tangerine man.
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My grandma showed me an AI video of Trump playing piano at a concert Obama and Bush were both there cheering. She thought it was real these people are insane.
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We really are living in a bad rerun of the late 80s and early 90s holy shit. This is the worst parody ever.
“Many people are saying Joseph Robinette Barack Hussein Obama-Biden did it! Many people are saying, many people!”
> Terror cells are in your backyard
they’re terrified of their own communities jeeze
Didn’t Trump rape a lady? Or have I been blinded by the court rulings?
What is more likely than the title is that trump is the perpetrator of the crime.
Jesus fucking Christ, if people actually get their news via papers like this in 2025 we should just retire humanity. We had a less than decent run.
For Christ sake, he can’t even figure out how much orange glow to apply to his face let alone an actual crime.
I’m more curious on what Charlie Sheen spent his money on
She looks like a girl that Donald would be interested in.
Of course he’s concerned, JBR was his type.
https://preview.redd.it/r3cgx4rnckag1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1895dc55b4af6c2c86771146067211501a6ed9f
This is one of the last pictures taken of her.
I found it in an A&E documentary.
Look in the background, does anyone recognize that woman’s profile?
Yes this is a real picture.
Pretty sure the dad did it or helped cover it up so weird for him to make this “plea” lol
And after that he will find out that Jimmy Hoffa is in Hillary’s emails. And then Amelia Earhart is in Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Since he renamed the Gulf of Mexico. He’s also gonna rename the San Andreas Fault. From now on it’ll be known as the Obama Biden fault.
He’s an expert in child murder
Well, if anyone would know how to think like a pedo with no remorse…
🤔 Curios timing with the release of the Epstein files. 🫣
With that amount of blow, Pete the Queef will figure it out in no time.
Trumper one of his minions probably did it. They love little girls
https://preview.redd.it/6zpjfhhbekag1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2820bdc50fc08e3f124b8aaa8495b811552da38
An undocumented trans immigrant did it on the way to the abortion clinic after stopping at the dispensary. Also, Somalis were involved.
If bat boy couldn’t solve it I highly doubt fat boy can.
So he’s going to confess??
[Trump finds the killer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVt49l6aP8)
This is weird timing since I just saw a reel of someone who appeared to have gone really far down the rabbit hole with this. They found an old picture of Jonbenet at a pageant(?) or something, and there was someone in the background that at an angle looked creepily like a young Ghislaine Maxwell.
Let me guess… He raped her
Is she in the Epstein files? /s
I genuinely believe Trump will see this and it’ll be his next Epstein distraction
And find Bigfoot?!! Give us what we really want, tangerine man.
My grandma showed me an AI video of Trump playing piano at a concert Obama and Bush were both there cheering. She thought it was real these people are insane.
^(/s,) ^(just) ^(in) ^(case)
https://preview.redd.it/yh3muw24ikag1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=879507aaeb350b384f885f4caaf880965992025b
At least they kept him close to his friends, editorially.