Who are the people who COUNT how many fun times they get ? Do kisses matter ? And helping hands ? 🤔
smartassstonernobody on
i don’t think i’m ever telling him, i mean he’s never asked. He was also a virgin when we met so ignorance is bliss.
smoxy on
Especially the tractor incidentÂ
Director-kun on
Poor bro deserves better
Significant-Excuse-5 on
“Are you feeling well? You look sick. My last boyfriend died btw”
PSKthrowaway0123 on
My gf when she found my porn
xXFallen_DarknessXx on
“Your mother said WHAT?!” -Genuine reaction from my closest friends after a funny story I told
StrangeOutcastS on
Yeah… they don’t react well to any mention of the Crimean war or my time in Wallachia.
They DEFINITELY don’t like mention of my stint with the Conquistadors.
According_Tourist_69 on
I won’t write much, but atleast this is better than when my ex said her house was haunted and gave me actual evidence of weird shit going on. Apparently she had some sort of family secret as well regarding it. Scary stuff.
SkullMaster33 on
“She’s GOOOOOT a penis.”
paperdoll9 on
Pretty sure this alludes more to trauma than whatever sex stuff you guys have in mind.
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You did what for a Chik Fil A sandwich?
The girl who said, “Let’s forget about the past.”
Bro was not prepared for that information
Who are the people who COUNT how many fun times they get ? Do kisses matter ? And helping hands ? 🤔
i don’t think i’m ever telling him, i mean he’s never asked. He was also a virgin when we met so ignorance is bliss.
Especially the tractor incidentÂ
Poor bro deserves better
“Are you feeling well? You look sick. My last boyfriend died btw”
My gf when she found my porn
“Your mother said WHAT?!” -Genuine reaction from my closest friends after a funny story I told
Yeah… they don’t react well to any mention of the Crimean war or my time in Wallachia.
They DEFINITELY don’t like mention of my stint with the Conquistadors.
I won’t write much, but atleast this is better than when my ex said her house was haunted and gave me actual evidence of weird shit going on. Apparently she had some sort of family secret as well regarding it. Scary stuff.
“She’s GOOOOOT a penis.”
Pretty sure this alludes more to trauma than whatever sex stuff you guys have in mind.
