Don’t breathe so loud but also don’t make it seem like you’re breathing quietly.
Don’t drive too fast with her in the car, but also get a move on we’re going to be late.
Jaqenmadiq on
The late Jason David Frank (Green Power ranger) was really going through a hard time. RIP
emcee_you on
Stop that thing you’re doing…
No, not that, the other thing.
No, the thing you were *just* doing. But yeah, stop that too.
pistolwhipanimals on
My wife once told me I was breathing wrong and blinking too loudly
Alliwantispcb on
I’ve perfectly timed my wife’s perimenopause with my daughter starting puberty… Send help
trapberry_ on
Yeah this is spot on lol. The “leave me alone/why don’t you pay attention to me” is impossible to win against
chamberlain_1 on
I showed this to my wife who is going through perimenopause.
Coincidentally, I am typing this with my colon.
Pin-Up-Paggie on
Stop breathing so damn loud, too.
FreeFear420 on
Seems easy enough
TheGretzkyofGarbage on
Don’t forget: “It’s too painful to have sex, so I don’t want it. Don’t even think about it. Don’t touch me!”
Also: “Why don’t you try to have sex with me anymore?”
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Don’t breathe so loud but also don’t make it seem like you’re breathing quietly.
Don’t drive too fast with her in the car, but also get a move on we’re going to be late.
The late Jason David Frank (Green Power ranger) was really going through a hard time. RIP
Stop that thing you’re doing…
No, not that, the other thing.
No, the thing you were *just* doing. But yeah, stop that too.
My wife once told me I was breathing wrong and blinking too loudly
I’ve perfectly timed my wife’s perimenopause with my daughter starting puberty… Send help
Yeah this is spot on lol. The “leave me alone/why don’t you pay attention to me” is impossible to win against
I showed this to my wife who is going through perimenopause.
Coincidentally, I am typing this with my colon.
Stop breathing so damn loud, too.
Seems easy enough
Don’t forget: “It’s too painful to have sex, so I don’t want it. Don’t even think about it. Don’t touch me!”
Also: “Why don’t you try to have sex with me anymore?”
[Go down to the old pub instead…](https://youtu.be/OAD-hDdCMtY?si=b89dY96VVnFrhBWx)
This was a little too real. 😅
Peri-Perimenopause?
You should be getting training on this 2-3 days a month. It is important that you learn early on that it’s like online betting, you can’t win.
He reminds me of the guy who freaked out during an interview and took his shirt off while talking about vampires.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/fG5f8k0FHu
Also, “don’t your start your shit with me.” Even if you didn’t start any shit, good, don’t start.
Hahaha so true. Also please help me, im scared.
It’s a fine line you’ll be walking- unfortunately for you.
So Thanos snap yourself
That hit me like a ton of bricks. It’s funny, but too close to home presently
You do know that now you’re on the Hot Mess Express Hit List, right? You’ve told Ovarian Retirement secrets.
Also – stop making stupid videos and discussing my hormones with strangers.
Sounds miserable
Relationships sound fun
I’m a woman currently going through perimenopause. I know I’m a nightmare. Sorry to my hubby. It’s temporary. Just another 6-8 more years to go.😬😅