There’s a beautiful metaphor in here somewhere… or something. Maybe.Â
idiotplatypus on
Theres that story of a woman who was impregnated via bullet during the American Civil War
VestigeOfVast on
You’re telling me this pumpkin was smashed…by a bullet?
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We shot a couple pumpkins with a .223 a few Halloweens back and left one outside overnight when it dipped below freezing – next morning the water inside had expanded and split it wide open from the bullet holes, chunks everywhere like it exploded twice. Looks just like what happened here after the cold snap hit. Makes for cool destruction photos but cleanup was a pain.
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Aeon_Return on
And then the seedling will grow up Kill Bill that mofo
Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin on
Life, uhhh, finds a way.Â
NectarineCrafter on
Yes, yes, someone, by pure chance
Surfnazi77 on
Guess you’ll find out if it is a pumpkin or not
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Proof that even violence can’t stop pumpkin season.
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Son of a gun…
There’s a beautiful metaphor in here somewhere… or something. Maybe.Â
Theres that story of a woman who was impregnated via bullet during the American Civil War
You’re telling me this pumpkin was smashed…by a bullet?
We shot a couple pumpkins with a .223 a few Halloweens back and left one outside overnight when it dipped below freezing – next morning the water inside had expanded and split it wide open from the bullet holes, chunks everywhere like it exploded twice. Looks just like what happened here after the cold snap hit. Makes for cool destruction photos but cleanup was a pain.


And then the seedling will grow up Kill Bill that mofo
Life, uhhh, finds a way.Â
Yes, yes, someone, by pure chance
Guess you’ll find out if it is a pumpkin or not
Proof that even violence can’t stop pumpkin season.