They think antifa is an organization because their proud boys is an actual organization.
Manual? WTF?
NoMembership6376 on
How are they gonna know if anybody is choking the chicken? Do they have a way of checking or something? Dumbest policy ever
MostDopeNopeRope on
Just a matter of time before something along the lines appears of ‘only a bro can make a bro cum’
DrSendy on
This is why they are called “proud boys”. If you have nothing to squirt there is not problem.
PacquiaoFreeHousing on
>A Proud Boy may not ejaculate ALONE more than once every 30 days
So what happens?
Do they need the Chapter Leader present or other Members in the room before they could Wank?
Top-Difficulty-2811 on
May not ejaculate alone? They can just jerk off in front of each other! Problem solved
OGLikeablefellow on
Angry people are easier to control and it’s real easy to turn unresolved horny into anger
Offdutyninja808 on
YOU can’t wank yourself but your buddy going through initiation can wank it for you. Dutch rudder style, maybe?
Busterlimes on
No wonder they are always so wound up and pissed off. The guys need to release themselves
harpajeff on
But those laws say nothing about wanking each other off.
“Proud Boys – Play with another lad’s cock for a change!”
EclecticHigh on
Thats like homosexuality being banned in some religions but half or more of all people who actively go or participate in said religion are closeted homos.
Chemistry19 on
No wonder they’re all so angry and the solution is so simple. That’s why I fight discrimination and racism with a beat every second day, my heart is open to all and now I know why.
Feisty_Historian_461 on
Let me guess:”you may only yank it to the image of cheetoh Jesus or a child”
endorfan13 on
They aren’t allowed to jerk off *alone*. I can’t think of a better way to say “we love to circlejerk” without saying they love to circlejerk. I assume the Dutch Rudder is also quite popular.
Metrilean on
There was a conspiracy that no-fap or no nut November was a pipeline to far right extremism. Basically teens trying to quit porn, get told to be macho and touch grass.
_InvertedEight_ on
I’d imagine most of their issues could be resolved with a quick tug and a toke. 🤷
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They think antifa is an organization because their proud boys is an actual organization.
Manual? WTF?
How are they gonna know if anybody is choking the chicken? Do they have a way of checking or something? Dumbest policy ever
Just a matter of time before something along the lines appears of ‘only a bro can make a bro cum’
This is why they are called “proud boys”. If you have nothing to squirt there is not problem.
>A Proud Boy may not ejaculate ALONE more than once every 30 days
So what happens?
Do they need the Chapter Leader present or other Members in the room before they could Wank?
May not ejaculate alone? They can just jerk off in front of each other! Problem solved
Angry people are easier to control and it’s real easy to turn unresolved horny into anger
YOU can’t wank yourself but your buddy going through initiation can wank it for you. Dutch rudder style, maybe?
No wonder they are always so wound up and pissed off. The guys need to release themselves
But those laws say nothing about wanking each other off.
“Proud Boys – Play with another lad’s cock for a change!”
Thats like homosexuality being banned in some religions but half or more of all people who actively go or participate in said religion are closeted homos.
No wonder they’re all so angry and the solution is so simple. That’s why I fight discrimination and racism with a beat every second day, my heart is open to all and now I know why.
Let me guess:”you may only yank it to the image of cheetoh Jesus or a child”
They aren’t allowed to jerk off *alone*. I can’t think of a better way to say “we love to circlejerk” without saying they love to circlejerk. I assume the Dutch Rudder is also quite popular.
There was a conspiracy that no-fap or no nut November was a pipeline to far right extremism. Basically teens trying to quit porn, get told to be macho and touch grass.
I’d imagine most of their issues could be resolved with a quick tug and a toke. 🤷