You get to smash a shitty ornament AND get a dollar. Sounds like a great gift to me.
odd42Thomas on
That $1 seems like a Trading Places reference. If so, thats a helluva thing to do
MissGinebra on
What a great idea!
sfearing91 on
What is the snow made of? Bc that could explain the rolled $1 🤣
scipper77 on
Everyone is focused on the one dollar bill, nobody realizes it’s sitting on top of a shitload of blow.
magneteye on
Would be cool if it were actually blow, but really you get an ornament and $1 with some fake white plastic snow.
Jemini220 on
Sense of humor?
tr3kstar on
Who tf uses a $1 as a tooter? All money is dirty, but singles are gonna be the worst.
wiz93 on
Scarflake
dsp_guy on
Boss better be handing out $100s…
Mr_Shizer on
Obviously, he’s telling you what he’s doing with all of your bonuses.
InterestFuture5695 on
What if you unravel the 1$ bill and i
Theres actually a100$ bill wraped inside it ?
BRtIK on
Let me guess he wants you to go across state lines and hang them on a very specific tree where there are no cameras and no police?
TOBoy66 on
It’s a white Christmas
CharcoalGreyWolf on
That’s the gift that keeps on giving, Clark
SuspiciousStable9649 on
That better be coke or x or meth in that damn ball.
prw8201 on
Is this an 80’s themed office party?
insanly on
I think that’s funny if you are close to your boss.
__OneLove__ on
‘*Tell me you’re dating a stripper in Miami, without telling me*’…
Hufdat42 on
Any guesses on what kind of job? I’m going with accountant
SoYxProductionsx on
I appreciate all of the innocent people in the comments who don’t get the reference here lol
mobocrat707 on
Is he also going to give everyone a free cup to pee in when you’re all back from holiday break?
bookluvr83 on
She must work in a restaurant
ImprovementFeeling33 on
This is like the funniest thing to gift omg🤣🤣🤣
rossco311 on
Bath salts
Icy-Start-9923 on
Your girlfriend works for Pablo Escobar?
No_Ocelot_6773 on
Your gf’s boss knows what they did.
djfoundation on
I’m gaining a shocking new perspective on how many people haven’t done blow that I did not expect.
DJMagicHandz on
Broken glass everywhere…
lynivvinyl on
So have you checked to see if it’s real umm snow?
genericcogirl on
This has “I work in healthcare” written all over it
PresentDangers on
🚩🚩🚩
CruisinJo214 on
Obviously based on the comments here…. You now have to ask your boss why his GF is such a fan of Scarface. Report back OP.
Girlx-T-wrecks on
This is brilliant.
Lysol3435 on
Do you work for a cartel?
TheNotoriousMoose on
Does she happen to work in finance or in a tech startup? Lol those people never sleep
iheartpedestrians on
Now that’s my idea of a white Christmas!
Northstridamus on
My best friend is Laotian and his mom had monks bless a dollar and wrap it in a ribbon for a blessing of good fortune. Not saying it’s the same thing, but it made me think of that.
Mishapi17 on
He’s not methin’ around. Lol
punkwalrus on
About 15 years ago (sheesh, I feel old), we had someone on our IT help desk who made all of us “hand blown glass ornaments,” which was a hobby of hers through an art studio where she worked part time. Only, apparently, there’s a specific way to temper a sealed glass ornament or a specific glass one uses… I think she said it was a process called “annealing?” And she didn’t do it properly. So, half of the ornaments imploded in certain conditions (like temperature extremes), leaving this weird thin glass residue that was like paper-thin razors and micro fine needles. She told us to carefully wrap them in plastic bags and gently throw them out in the trash. “I’ll just use pre-made ones next year and paint them.” I still have one of the remakes.
-c-black- on
So????……..cool boss?
beckleyt on
This guy fucks
clynkirk on
I’ve seen similar with a little “carrot” and “coal”, and they called it melted snowmen. The rolled dollar bill I’m not sure about.
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$1?
Edit: I’m a dork who doesn’t do the drugs. 🤦🏽♀️😇
You get to smash a shitty ornament AND get a dollar. Sounds like a great gift to me.
That $1 seems like a Trading Places reference. If so, thats a helluva thing to do
What a great idea!
What is the snow made of? Bc that could explain the rolled $1 🤣
Everyone is focused on the one dollar bill, nobody realizes it’s sitting on top of a shitload of blow.
Would be cool if it were actually blow, but really you get an ornament and $1 with some fake white plastic snow.
Sense of humor?
Who tf uses a $1 as a tooter? All money is dirty, but singles are gonna be the worst.
Scarflake
Boss better be handing out $100s…
Obviously, he’s telling you what he’s doing with all of your bonuses.
What if you unravel the 1$ bill and i
Theres actually a100$ bill wraped inside it ?
Let me guess he wants you to go across state lines and hang them on a very specific tree where there are no cameras and no police?
It’s a white Christmas
That’s the gift that keeps on giving, Clark
That better be coke or x or meth in that damn ball.
Is this an 80’s themed office party?
I think that’s funny if you are close to your boss.
‘*Tell me you’re dating a stripper in Miami, without telling me*’…
Any guesses on what kind of job? I’m going with accountant
I appreciate all of the innocent people in the comments who don’t get the reference here lol
Is he also going to give everyone a free cup to pee in when you’re all back from holiday break?
She must work in a restaurant
This is like the funniest thing to gift omg🤣🤣🤣
Bath salts
Your girlfriend works for Pablo Escobar?
Your gf’s boss knows what they did.
I’m gaining a shocking new perspective on how many people haven’t done blow that I did not expect.
Broken glass everywhere…
So have you checked to see if it’s real umm snow?
This has “I work in healthcare” written all over it
🚩🚩🚩
Obviously based on the comments here…. You now have to ask your boss why his GF is such a fan of Scarface. Report back OP.
This is brilliant.
Do you work for a cartel?
Does she happen to work in finance or in a tech startup? Lol those people never sleep
Now that’s my idea of a white Christmas!
My best friend is Laotian and his mom had monks bless a dollar and wrap it in a ribbon for a blessing of good fortune. Not saying it’s the same thing, but it made me think of that.
He’s not methin’ around. Lol
About 15 years ago (sheesh, I feel old), we had someone on our IT help desk who made all of us “hand blown glass ornaments,” which was a hobby of hers through an art studio where she worked part time. Only, apparently, there’s a specific way to temper a sealed glass ornament or a specific glass one uses… I think she said it was a process called “annealing?” And she didn’t do it properly. So, half of the ornaments imploded in certain conditions (like temperature extremes), leaving this weird thin glass residue that was like paper-thin razors and micro fine needles. She told us to carefully wrap them in plastic bags and gently throw them out in the trash. “I’ll just use pre-made ones next year and paint them.” I still have one of the remakes.
So????……..cool boss?
This guy fucks
I’ve seen similar with a little “carrot” and “coal”, and they called it melted snowmen. The rolled dollar bill I’m not sure about.