This will be happening in real life to Bad Bunny during the Super Bowl you know.
Due_Willingness1 on
He’s in the cell next to Jesus
No_Recognition_5005 on
Probably already in CECOT
BoatsMcFloats on
This literally happened to Palestinians in the occupied West Bank a few days ago.
> Israeli officers closed an event celebrating Christmas on Sunday, confiscating equipment, and arresting the Palestinian Santa Claus, as well as a DJ and a street vendor. In a video, police can be seen pushing the men to the ground and handcuffing them as bystanders watched.The Israeli police said in a statement that the man wearing the Santa Claus costume resisted arrest and assaulted an officer.
In many respects, you know, they honor President Trump. He is the founder of ICEIS. He’s the founder of ICEIS, okay? He’s the founder. He founded ICEIS.
sounproductive on
You can tell it is AI because 2 of the ICE-holes are not wearing masks.
StOnEy333 on
If republicans hold true to form, Santa should be seen as an illegal immigrant that is crossing national and state borders illegally in order to break into wholesome American homes and steal food right off their tables. He is also transporting unregulated livestock into the country.
CrimsonAntifascist on
Oh no, they are incorporating his body.
That one dudes leg and Santa’s became one!
Just shitty AI i guess.
Proud3GenAthst on
Hopefully they’ll deport him to Turkey, where he really comes from and not to some torture camp in Africa.
dafunkmunk on
Damn, AI Santa is reaching for that agents gun. If only he had fingers then maybe he could have gotten away. generative AI is pretty garbage as usual
EmperorXerro on
Don’t worry – you can say Merry Christmas
Black000betty on
Pointing the gun at his own comrades is on point.
ResurgentClusterfuck on
They would, too, buncha fuckin nazis
ASecularBuddhist on
“His ID says that he’s from the North Pole and he has multiple aliases. There’s a big suspicious brown bag, probably filled with explosives. I’m gonna need some back up on this one.”
Archercrash on
He’s a socialist! Giving away free presents, what’s that about? Breaking into homes in the middle of the night. He runs a slave labor sweatshop and has been suspected of animal abuse. He also wants every child to “sit on his lap and secretly tell him what they want” gross! Lock up this foreign criminal and throw away the key!
DarthGayAgenda on
Clearly they’ll give Santa to the NSA so the government knows who’s been naughty or nice.
FoofieLeGoogoo on
His sled impounded, and its contents to be sold to fund booze for the local chapter’s holiday party.
Citizen_Graves on
Completely unrealistic because Santa is white. ICE doesn’t care about proper documentation – all that matters to them is whether or not your skin is the type that their Führer prefers.
shoretel230 on
Rumor is kristi noem was on site and murdered Rudolph in cold blood
NoBullet on
Rumors are he gave a child 3 dolls instead of 2
Curious_Strike_5379 on
No Tequila for any of you naughty masked lynch squads, It all goes to our saviour uncle Don’s house!Dont forget Don the real white salt goes on the back of the hand before slamming.Canada looks south in disgust and why not!
FandomMenace on
Does anyone else feel an overwhelming urge to say the end of “police” twice? Police ees?
AGrandNewAdventure on
You can tell it’s AI because the ICE agents aren’t hiding their face like the cowards they are.
NitWhittler on
Santa was caught smuggling gifts into America without paying Trump’s ridiculous tariffs. Now it’s off to a prison in some African nation where the elves will never see him again.
HeWhoPetsDogs on
Maybe the kids will only get one doll, or two dolls, instead of 10 dolls. Maybe no dolls. Why would your kid need a new doll anyway. Just wrap up one of their old dolls.
Dull-Contact120 on
It’s the plot to Red Two
Academic-Slice-2631 on
So Santa is a democratic leftist scum too i guess..
/s
Interesting2u on
In a prison down south with no a/c so he can suffer.
noahdamngood on
I like how the guy with the mask’s leg transforms into Santa’s. He must be Trans.
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This is ai….you are going to get jumped on.
This will be happening in real life to Bad Bunny during the Super Bowl you know.
He’s in the cell next to Jesus
Probably already in CECOT
This literally happened to Palestinians in the occupied West Bank a few days ago.
> Israeli officers closed an event celebrating Christmas on Sunday, confiscating equipment, and arresting the Palestinian Santa Claus, as well as a DJ and a street vendor. In a video, police can be seen pushing the men to the ground and handcuffing them as bystanders watched.The Israeli police said in a statement that the man wearing the Santa Claus costume resisted arrest and assaulted an officer.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/25/israeli-police-arrest-palestinian-man-dressed-as-santa-claus-at-christmas-party
The premise of Violent Night 2…
AI slop
In many respects, you know, they honor President Trump. He is the founder of ICEIS. He’s the founder of ICEIS, okay? He’s the founder. He founded ICEIS.
You can tell it is AI because 2 of the ICE-holes are not wearing masks.
If republicans hold true to form, Santa should be seen as an illegal immigrant that is crossing national and state borders illegally in order to break into wholesome American homes and steal food right off their tables. He is also transporting unregulated livestock into the country.
Oh no, they are incorporating his body.
That one dudes leg and Santa’s became one!
Just shitty AI i guess.
Hopefully they’ll deport him to Turkey, where he really comes from and not to some torture camp in Africa.
Damn, AI Santa is reaching for that agents gun. If only he had fingers then maybe he could have gotten away. generative AI is pretty garbage as usual
Don’t worry – you can say Merry Christmas
Pointing the gun at his own comrades is on point.
They would, too, buncha fuckin nazis
“His ID says that he’s from the North Pole and he has multiple aliases. There’s a big suspicious brown bag, probably filled with explosives. I’m gonna need some back up on this one.”
He’s a socialist! Giving away free presents, what’s that about? Breaking into homes in the middle of the night. He runs a slave labor sweatshop and has been suspected of animal abuse. He also wants every child to “sit on his lap and secretly tell him what they want” gross! Lock up this foreign criminal and throw away the key!
Clearly they’ll give Santa to the NSA so the government knows who’s been naughty or nice.
His sled impounded, and its contents to be sold to fund booze for the local chapter’s holiday party.
Completely unrealistic because Santa is white. ICE doesn’t care about proper documentation – all that matters to them is whether or not your skin is the type that their Führer prefers.
Rumor is kristi noem was on site and murdered Rudolph in cold blood
Rumors are he gave a child 3 dolls instead of 2
No Tequila for any of you naughty masked lynch squads, It all goes to our saviour uncle Don’s house!Dont forget Don the real white salt goes on the back of the hand before slamming.Canada looks south in disgust and why not!
Does anyone else feel an overwhelming urge to say the end of “police” twice? Police ees?
You can tell it’s AI because the ICE agents aren’t hiding their face like the cowards they are.
Santa was caught smuggling gifts into America without paying Trump’s ridiculous tariffs. Now it’s off to a prison in some African nation where the elves will never see him again.
Maybe the kids will only get one doll, or two dolls, instead of 10 dolls. Maybe no dolls. Why would your kid need a new doll anyway. Just wrap up one of their old dolls.
It’s the plot to Red Two
So Santa is a democratic leftist scum too i guess..
/s
In a prison down south with no a/c so he can suffer.
I like how the guy with the mask’s leg transforms into Santa’s. He must be Trans.