Santa was taken down by ICE for not having proper documentation. He’s been held in an unknown detention center.

    by Smooth_Psychology557

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    1. This literally happened to Palestinians in the occupied West Bank a few days ago.

      >  Israeli officers closed an event celebrating Christmas on Sunday, confiscating equipment, and arresting the Palestinian Santa Claus, as well as a DJ and a street vendor. In a video, police can be seen pushing the men to the ground and handcuffing them as bystanders watched.The Israeli police said in a statement that the man wearing the Santa Claus costume resisted arrest and assaulted an officer.

      https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/25/israeli-police-arrest-palestinian-man-dressed-as-santa-claus-at-christmas-party

    2. In many respects, you know, they honor President Trump. He is the founder of ICEIS. He’s the founder of ICEIS, okay? He’s the founder. He founded ICEIS.

    3. If republicans hold true to form, Santa should be seen as an illegal immigrant that is crossing national and state borders illegally in order to break into wholesome American homes and steal food right off their tables. He is also transporting unregulated livestock into the country.

    4. CrimsonAntifascist on

      Oh no, they are incorporating his body.

      That one dudes leg and Santa’s became one!

      Just shitty AI i guess.

    5. Proud3GenAthst on

      Hopefully they’ll deport him to Turkey, where he really comes from and not to some torture camp in Africa.

    6. Damn, AI Santa is reaching for that agents gun. If only he had fingers then maybe he could have gotten away. generative AI is pretty garbage as usual

    7. ASecularBuddhist on

      “His ID says that he’s from the North Pole and he has multiple aliases. There’s a big suspicious brown bag, probably filled with explosives. I’m gonna need some back up on this one.”

    8. He’s a socialist! Giving away free presents, what’s that about? Breaking into homes in the middle of the night. He runs a slave labor sweatshop and has been suspected of animal abuse. He also wants every child to “sit on his lap and secretly tell him what they want” gross! Lock up this foreign criminal and throw away the key!

    9. DarthGayAgenda on

      Clearly they’ll give Santa to the NSA so the government knows who’s been naughty or nice.

    10. FoofieLeGoogoo on

      His sled impounded, and its contents to be sold to fund booze for the local chapter’s holiday party.

    11. Citizen_Graves on

      Completely unrealistic because Santa is white. ICE doesn’t care about proper documentation – all that matters to them is whether or not your skin is the type that their Führer prefers.

    12. Curious_Strike_5379 on

      No Tequila for any of you naughty masked lynch squads, It all goes to our saviour uncle Don’s house!Dont forget Don the real white salt goes on the back of the hand before slamming.Canada looks south in disgust and why not!

    13. Does anyone else feel an overwhelming urge to say the end of “police” twice? Police ees?

    14. AGrandNewAdventure on

      You can tell it’s AI because the ICE agents aren’t hiding their face like the cowards they are.

    15. Santa was caught smuggling gifts into America without paying Trump’s ridiculous tariffs. Now it’s off to a prison in some African nation where the elves will never see him again.

    16. Maybe the kids will only get one doll, or two dolls, instead of 10 dolls. Maybe no dolls. Why would your kid need a new doll anyway. Just wrap up one of their old dolls.

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