Looks like Josh is getting a copy of Marx’s ‘Das Kapital’ instead of a PlayStation this year.
Vinnocchio on
Then don’t put Chinese stuff on your wishlist, Josh the whining bastard child
Ok-Rich-3812 on
Every year, same stale memes
t3ht0t4llyl33t on
Dear Satan,..
ReekyRumpFedRatsbane on
With Santa giving everything away for free, profit margins are small enough as it is! He can’t really afford to spend more than absolutely necessary on labour.
crismusflake on
kinda wonder what the kid above him wrote
Sma21-4 on
Wait are there still people out there and telling their children Santa is real? I mean it doesn’t make sense to me
ShadowCaster0476 on
Wait until he realizes that Santa also hates and underserves poor people.
MikeWG94 on
lol too good
Cooper_CAL on
Santa and his elves live at the North Pole, which is in the Arctic…on a globe. This is further proof the world is flat and the North Pole is in China, hence Santa stamping toys with “Made in China.”
QuarterFantastic6134 on
“Then why did you ask for it Josh? Real life is a shade of gray you little shit. The Chinese child laborers who built your unnecessary toys need the wages to feed their families you little shit.”
Shitpost aside: China is actually in an economic downtown right now so the idea of them returning to super-cheap labour including via kids is not an unrealistic notion…
Quwapa_Quwapus on
no one talking about the internal battle Nikhil seems to be fighting right above it
Soft_Temptation_X on
Nikhi is probably sayin’ some wild stuff too
Nervous-Tank-5917 on
And here I’d always assumed the elves were slaves who worked for free.
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Oink oink I’m a little piggie
this kid gonna unionize the elves next
Looks like Josh is getting a copy of Marx’s ‘Das Kapital’ instead of a PlayStation this year.
Then don’t put Chinese stuff on your wishlist, Josh the whining bastard child
Every year, same stale memes
Dear Satan,..
With Santa giving everything away for free, profit margins are small enough as it is! He can’t really afford to spend more than absolutely necessary on labour.
kinda wonder what the kid above him wrote
Wait are there still people out there and telling their children Santa is real? I mean it doesn’t make sense to me
Wait until he realizes that Santa also hates and underserves poor people.
lol too good
Santa and his elves live at the North Pole, which is in the Arctic…on a globe. This is further proof the world is flat and the North Pole is in China, hence Santa stamping toys with “Made in China.”
“Then why did you ask for it Josh? Real life is a shade of gray you little shit. The Chinese child laborers who built your unnecessary toys need the wages to feed their families you little shit.”
Shitpost aside: China is actually in an economic downtown right now so the idea of them returning to super-cheap labour including via kids is not an unrealistic notion…
no one talking about the internal battle Nikhil seems to be fighting right above it
Nikhi is probably sayin’ some wild stuff too
And here I’d always assumed the elves were slaves who worked for free.