If you can survive this you can’t survive marriage

    by MrGreen1444

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    1. Me and my girl been playing split fiction and it may be the moment when we irritate eachother the least.

      That’s a good sign, right?

    2. You both will bond over that horrible part of It takes two where you torture and kill the innocent sweet elephant.

    3. If you can survive those games together, marriage is just a walk in the park. Or a chaotic kitchen. Same difference. Good luck with the emotional damage!

    4. BlackMarketCheese on

      When I was going through my divorce I bought It Takes Two to play with my son, not knowing the plot. Boy was that awkward.

    5. What if your wife is just…chronically bad at games? Like, she can’t get the concept of controlling a character and the camera at the same time. The only games she has actually enjoyed don’t involve camera control; specifically Diablo and Animal Crossing.

    6. You forgot the game struggling. Me my friend through punches over that game before we got good at it

    7. Don’t forget the IKEA furniture test and not only living together but traveling long distance together lol … Oh, and a shared stardew valley farm.

    8. Minute-Island7054 on

      A round of Mario party and building Ikea furniture served me well. 17 years together, married for 8 of them.

    9. the_notorious_d_a_v on

      My wife and I played It Takes Two for about an hour and neither one of us could get into it. Is that unusual?

    10. I think competitive team games better reflect the metaphor of “everydayness” on long term relationships.

      “You don’t support me…” 

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