Now the muppets are evil?

    by Detroitaa

    32 Comments

    1. Coming from someone who apparently is a “pastor” who thinks women should not have the right to vote unless they are widowed and are continuing to express their deceased husband’s views…

      Isn’t he also the guy who sawed down his elderly neighbour’s trees without permission in order to get an unobstructed view of some mountains? Not very “love thy neighbour” of him.

      Who’s the real demon here? I’m pretty sure it’s not Elmo or Michael B Jordan

    2. … silly rhyming incantations to summon the eldritch muppets who just want to cuddle and hug you …

    3. A lot of ignorant Conservative Christians (but I repeat myself) think that Kwanzaa is an Islamic holiday, rather than a non-religious (but somewhat spiritual) cultural celebration. Alternatively, “uppity blacks”

    4. senormilkshakes on

      No Muppets aren’t evil. Dale is just a theological loser who uses Christianity to mask his hate and bigotry.

      You know, just like Christ taught us to do…

    5. The hate for just the surface level acknowledgement of another culture or way of life is astounding to me.

    6. I’m more upset that Roosevelt Franklin and Kingston Livingston III didn’t get invited to the party…

    7. isthenameofauser on

      I do feel like this encapsulates a lot of right-wing rhetoric: Formulate everything that has nothing to do with them as hatred of them so they can feel perseuted.

    8. tiffytatortots on

      Oh give me a break they celebrated all different cultures even when this demon Dale was a child. This isn’t new or wrong. He just hates anything that’s not male, pale and extremely stale.

    9. I wish people would go back to just minding their own business when things that aren’t relevant to them show up on their social media feeds.

    10. Hornpipe_Jones on

      They’ve hated the Muppets for a while. At least ever since the 2011 movie because the villain was an evil oil tycoon.

    11. Yeah, Muppets have a history of hating children.

      Everything good and decent these MAGA/Repuklicans/Weirdos hate.

    12. How dare they worship the wrong magical fantasy.

      Everybody knows that the only white man to every come from the middle east is the “real” magic man in the sky.

    13. Famous_Suspect6330 on

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      Dale when he eventually gets caught for child sex offences

    14. Ok-Turnip-9035 on

      Only evil they need to focus on is whoever keeps watering down the morality of going after underage minors

    15. readysteadygogogo on

      Jesus titty fucking Christ. It must be exhausting to be so afraid of the dumbest shit all the time

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