I didn’t even need to alter it

    by SnarkyBustard

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    1. SocialSuicideSquad on

      I thought it was satire of his complete lack of self reflection, let alone the rest of that insanity.

    2. Dude’s crashing out big time. I dont think it would be possible to have a bigger National embarrassment.

    3. Sometimes I think: What if I actually am crazy? What if my view of him is distorted because I live in a left leaning area? Then I hear him talk for like five seconds and remember, nope, this guy is actually just fucking nuts.

    4. InsteadOfWorkin on

      Here’s how past presidents. Both Democrat and Republican sent their Christmas messages.

      “MERRY CHRISTMAS! These two words conjure up all of the good feelings that mankind has ever held for itself and its creator: reverence, tenderness, humility, generosity, tolerance–love.” – Gerald R. Ford. December 25, 1975

      “Like so many of your homes, the White House is brimming with greens, colorful decorations, and a tree trimmed and ready for Christmas day. And when Nancy and I look out from our upstairs windows, we can see the National Christmas Tree standing in majestic beauty. Its lights fill the air with a spirit of love, hope, and joy from the heart of America.” Ronald Reagan. December 25, 1983

      “Love, peace, joy, hope — so many beautiful words are woven through our Christmas songs and prayers and traditions. As we celebrate this last Christmas of the 20th century, let us resolve to build a future where all people learn to love one another and to live together in harmony; where our children know true joy; and where our hopes for peace, freedom, and prosperity for all are finally realized.” Bill Clinton. December 25, 1999

      “Today, like millions of Americans and Christians around the world, our family celebrates the birth of Jesus and the values He lived in his own life. Treating one another with love and compassion. Caring for those on society’s margins: the sick and the hungry, the poor and the persecuted, the stranger in need of shelter – or simply an act of kindness.

      That’s the spirit that binds us together – not just as Christians, but as Americans of all faiths. It’s what the holidays are about: coming together as one American family to celebrate our blessings and the values we hold dear.

      During this season, we also honor all who defend those values in our country’s uniform. Every day, the brave men and women of our military serve to keep us safe – and so do their families.” Barack Obama. December 25, 2015

    5. The number of grammatical and spelling errors in this post tells me that someone else is helping him post it. If this someone has any brains they will one day make a killing with a tell-all book.

    6. Oh my gosh, now I understand why trump has been so resistant to releasing the Epstein files… he’s simply trying to protect Democrats! This is clearly a man who rarely thinks about himself and even looks out for the well-being of his political enemies. That selfless quality really shines through when you realize he rarely refers to himself in third person (capitalized, in quotes) more than once or twice in his posts.

      I knew there had to be a logical reason why he promised to release the files on day one while he was on the campaign trail but then seemed fiercely against releasing them once he was elected. He realized that innocent Democrats could be hurt, so it would be better if everybody just stopped talking about Epstein… forever!

    7. RebelliousInNature on

      And a merry Christmas to you, mr president.

      Glad to see you’re enjoying it with your loving precious family and bringing the best of you to the people.

      Thank you for your beautiful heartfelt words spreading festive joy and cheer. Bravo to you sir. You truly are a wise and inspirational leader, offering hope and calm in a time of turmoil.

      Also cheering that those legal problems of yours continue to be a democrat hoax, and that you’re not worried at all because you’re innocent? Right?

      Hope it’s the last Christmas greeting we get from you. Happy New Senility, sir. And oh, fuck you, sir.

    8. otherwise_data on

      did the tangerine of the united states just threaten me? this is my last merry christmas? i feel unsafe and harassed. can i sue?

    9. WOW! The past is finally catching up with him. The old man that falls asleep at key meetings is riddled with guilt. So be it and hope his fat ass is fried.

    10. omghorussaveusall on

      i love this for him…having to spend time on Christmas to defend himself against allegations he raped multiple minors and possibly was party to infanticide…i hope all the Evangelicals choke on this shit. best Xmas ever.

    11. this guy is certifiable… honestly… he should be committed already. atleast most other corrupt world leaders have the decency to STFU.

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