> Accidentally get her pregnant, you’re now a stepdad
> (The hooker was a big girl)
waluigitime1337 on
It’s 2025 only the single forever option is available
Hippophatamus on
Northeast
The_Machine80 on
Doesnt north, east and south go together? 😂
Solerien on
During the Civil War, General Joseph Hooker commanded the Army of the Potomac, and a large number of prostitutes followed his army, earning them the nickname “Hooker’s Brigade” or simply “hookers”
thegr8rambino88 on
such a crap timeline we are in ugh
doublepositive1990 on
I can afford one of those things.
LivingEnd44 on
What’s he going to do with his step dad? I don’t like where this is going.
desr43 on
All good choices
GhonaHerpaSyphilAids on
We need to legalize prostitution. Like an Amsterdam. I would rather just spend 400 bucks and bang a random 25 yr old than have to .. WYD, Good Morning!, Insta reel sent x 12, hit then she goes crazy.
MustardCoveredDogDik on
Im enjoying single forever at the moment
Ok-Syllabub-132 on
Just hookers please
ninstarbenreed on
big girls is an option? here i was worried 30 was gonna suck.
gummiebears4life16 on
Big girls is the only choice. You get a girlfriend
Cool_Butterscotch_88 on
aah i chose big girl too early
Firemorfox on
What’s big girls?
why’re they bad?
ProgenitorOfMidnight on
You can actually do all 4…
Bureaucratic_Dick on
Why you fucking step dads?
Relative_Picture_786 on
I only have one option.
Wonderful_Hamster933 on
Sadly this is true. Wish I made different decisions when I was younger and had my own children. Love my step kids, but it would’ve been nice to have my own.
Exotic_Attorney7823 on
I’m lost on the happy ziploc noises part..is that having to do with blow?
Nir117vash on
rlysuck on
I honestly think hookers and blow is the correct option… my dream since I’ve been 7 is doing coke off of a hooker’s ass, and I have achieved that dream!
DoubleDongle-F on
Fat chick, hands down
surfnsets on
Just date a fat single mom stripper that sells blow on the side.
Consistent_Swan_6337 on
Hookers and blow have been the best part of my life
I swear due to them I kept on overachieving in life. I kept setting my goals higher and higher
I wish I could bring all the hookers who helped me get raises at work to corporate events. However my wife and work would totally frown on this. Haha.
When will the world accept the hoes? Tell me
danishvz on
Downvoted this bullshit for the redundant censorship
olmatejwillis on
You forgot about Asian girls
Xeavier on
In some Asian countries, there is a TV show that help you find your soulmate. That is an option even if you are over 30
The-Duke-of-Delco on
Hookers & blow
p.s censoring is weird
Ok_Plantain_8914 on
I like the sound of “happy ziplock noises”. I honestly would like to know what it is a reference to.
ContentSoftware9399 on
Two big girls, please.
Lake_Well77 on
Single forever is okay with me tbh
Substantial-Cat2896 on
I became single at 30, i not lookt for other wife yet, im 37 now
38 Comments
> Think you’ll be single forever
> Get depressed and do hookers and blow
> Accidentally get her pregnant, you’re now a stepdad
> (The hooker was a big girl)
It’s 2025 only the single forever option is available
Northeast
Doesnt north, east and south go together? 😂
During the Civil War, General Joseph Hooker commanded the Army of the Potomac, and a large number of prostitutes followed his army, earning them the nickname “Hooker’s Brigade” or simply “hookers”
such a crap timeline we are in ugh
I can afford one of those things.
What’s he going to do with his step dad? I don’t like where this is going.
All good choices
We need to legalize prostitution. Like an Amsterdam. I would rather just spend 400 bucks and bang a random 25 yr old than have to .. WYD, Good Morning!, Insta reel sent x 12, hit then she goes crazy.
Im enjoying single forever at the moment
Just hookers please
big girls is an option? here i was worried 30 was gonna suck.
Big girls is the only choice. You get a girlfriend
aah i chose big girl too early
What’s big girls?
why’re they bad?
You can actually do all 4…
Why you fucking step dads?
I only have one option.
Sadly this is true. Wish I made different decisions when I was younger and had my own children. Love my step kids, but it would’ve been nice to have my own.
I’m lost on the happy ziploc noises part..is that having to do with blow?
I honestly think hookers and blow is the correct option… my dream since I’ve been 7 is doing coke off of a hooker’s ass, and I have achieved that dream!
Fat chick, hands down
Just date a fat single mom stripper that sells blow on the side.
Hookers and blow have been the best part of my life
I swear due to them I kept on overachieving in life. I kept setting my goals higher and higher
I wish I could bring all the hookers who helped me get raises at work to corporate events. However my wife and work would totally frown on this. Haha.
When will the world accept the hoes? Tell me
Downvoted this bullshit for the redundant censorship
You forgot about Asian girls
In some Asian countries, there is a TV show that help you find your soulmate. That is an option even if you are over 30
Hookers & blow
p.s censoring is weird
I like the sound of “happy ziplock noises”. I honestly would like to know what it is a reference to.
Two big girls, please.
Single forever is okay with me tbh
I became single at 30, i not lookt for other wife yet, im 37 now
You want me to date my step dad?
I’ll create my own road. Fuck all of these.
