JD Vance thought of a way to become president…

    by Drnelk

    15 Comments

    1. Scared_Surround_282 on

      Imagine if he said “ I’m 8 and i’m sitting on a couch right now “ We could get both of those MF’s out at the same time.

    2. I….., I just have to ask who the fuck is his PR team they just can’t be this incompetent…..

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    3. UsedToHaveThisName on

      Vance calling on Christmas: I am fine. You sound like you have a beautiful and cute couch. How old is it?

      Caller: It is 8 years old.

    4. AlanShore60607 on

      So let me get this straight.

      In the middle of trying to convince an entire country that you is not a pedophile, that being top of the news most nights …

      While that is the thing you’re trying to distract from …

      That’s when you creepy grandpa flirt with an 8-year-old girl on live television!?!?

      ‘cuz that does NOT make you look less guilty or in any way distract from the Epstein Files.

      Make it make sense!

    5. CaffeinatedLystro on

      If Vance really is trying to push Trump out, let’s hope it happens before the 2yr mark, so fuck face VP can only run for a max of 1 more term after this.

      Although, I doubt he would get re-elected.

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