Remind it that it’s a Cowboys fan and this is their year
Icommentor on
Anyone you can think of, there’s a point in the future where it doesn’t matter that they ever existed.
I_am_the_BEEF on
He’s still alive.
astrofed on
Your job is going to be replaced with AI.
kroxldyphivc7 on
“Ya basic”
succed32 on
You’ll never be a light switch
chrishelbert on
Of all the people who have fingered you, not a single one loved you.
Q-Zinart on
Trump will never see justice.
TyrionBean on
Donald Trump is the President again. Welcome to the dark ages.
BunzarTheFuzzy on
Almost all buttons struggle with depression at some point in their lives
JamieTimee on
You probably spent at least 5 seconds taking a photo of a button, that’s depressing enough
cahpahkah on
“I thought it was a good idea to post this on Reddit.”
coalpatch on
The average human fingerip has 5 million microorganisms living on it
Specific_Frame8537 on
No matter how hard you fight, this won’t be the last time it happens to society.
Amishbeek on
Ask Marvin the depressed robot.
crypticevincar on
You’ll never be a switch.
TenaciousZack on
Bababooey.
Grandviewsurfer on
Your purpose is reliant on humans. Fucking humans. As soon as we fuck this shit up, you’re just gonna be just sitting there until that building collapses.
loyalone on
Somewhere in my phone there’s a pic I took of a warehouse exit that read, “This Door Is Alarmed”. Was it something I said?
No-Potential-3077 on
Tell it that it is obsolete
Fratm on
Just tell it about your life, that should do it 😛
OnkelWurstbrot on
I am not angry. I am disapointed.
Chassian on
Hell may be real, and God is the Santa Claus story we tell ourselves to keep from screaming full time.
Underfuckedman on
The divorce was your fault
nurdmann on
The person who designed you wanted to be an artist and is now dead.
mca1169 on
your entire reason to exist is to get pushed around by people that don’t care about you and when that time is over you will sit amongst a load of junk and take thousands of years to slowly waste away.
if that doesn’t depress the button idk what will.
Llamapocalypse_Now on
“Hey, laser lips, *your mama was a snow blower*.”
Building_Everything on
Your cousin works in elevators, why couldn’t you do something like that?
manlybrian on
Off topic but what even is that symbol on the sign? I can’t figure out what it’s supposed to mean. 😅
OldBob10 on
No one loves you either.
jovijukeboxjunkie on
Five seconds? That’s ambitious. I’ve been working on this depression for years!
KiritoJikan on
“Your mother was a switch, that never turned anything on.”
TheRoscoeVine on
“This is your only purpose“
Alabenson on
Are you sure you want to read this? You have been warned.
>!Weird Al is 66. The average US male life expectancy is just under 76.!<
MaximoCozzetti84 on
Half of the Stars that Shine at night are dead already.
Creoda on
The button down the corridor has been upgraded with a light.
msnmck on
Within the next century, you and everyone you currently know and love will have died.
entity2 on
Three more years of trump.
Shawnml on
For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.
tom5hark on
“I only got a hunderwd upvotes on this post”
lylesback2 on
Who the current president of the United States is.
Arch3m on
No matter how much evidence they find, he’ll still get away with it.
Presently_Absent on
Donald Trump will probably remain in office for his entire term.
Joseph_of_the_North on
Your job is to pass butter, and you can’t even do that.
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“That’s not my finger.”
Remind it that it’s a Cowboys fan and this is their year
Anyone you can think of, there’s a point in the future where it doesn’t matter that they ever existed.
He’s still alive.
Your job is going to be replaced with AI.
“Ya basic”
You’ll never be a light switch
Of all the people who have fingered you, not a single one loved you.
Trump will never see justice.
Donald Trump is the President again. Welcome to the dark ages.
Almost all buttons struggle with depression at some point in their lives
You probably spent at least 5 seconds taking a photo of a button, that’s depressing enough
“I thought it was a good idea to post this on Reddit.”
The average human fingerip has 5 million microorganisms living on it
No matter how hard you fight, this won’t be the last time it happens to society.
Ask Marvin the depressed robot.
You’ll never be a switch.
Bababooey.
Your purpose is reliant on humans. Fucking humans. As soon as we fuck this shit up, you’re just gonna be just sitting there until that building collapses.
Somewhere in my phone there’s a pic I took of a warehouse exit that read, “This Door Is Alarmed”. Was it something I said?
Tell it that it is obsolete
Just tell it about your life, that should do it 😛
I am not angry. I am disapointed.
Hell may be real, and God is the Santa Claus story we tell ourselves to keep from screaming full time.
The divorce was your fault
The person who designed you wanted to be an artist and is now dead.
your entire reason to exist is to get pushed around by people that don’t care about you and when that time is over you will sit amongst a load of junk and take thousands of years to slowly waste away.
if that doesn’t depress the button idk what will.
“Hey, laser lips, *your mama was a snow blower*.”
Your cousin works in elevators, why couldn’t you do something like that?
Off topic but what even is that symbol on the sign? I can’t figure out what it’s supposed to mean. 😅
No one loves you either.
Five seconds? That’s ambitious. I’ve been working on this depression for years!
“Your mother was a switch, that never turned anything on.”
“This is your only purpose“
Are you sure you want to read this? You have been warned.
>!Weird Al is 66. The average US male life expectancy is just under 76.!<
Half of the Stars that Shine at night are dead already.
The button down the corridor has been upgraded with a light.
Within the next century, you and everyone you currently know and love will have died.
Three more years of trump.
For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.
“I only got a hunderwd upvotes on this post”
Who the current president of the United States is.
No matter how much evidence they find, he’ll still get away with it.
Donald Trump will probably remain in office for his entire term.
Your job is to pass butter, and you can’t even do that.
Wow only takes you five seconds
that joke would do the job
Trump’s still POTUS!