She isn’t even an American.

    by seeebiscuit

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    1. Isn’t she just surrounded by sexual predators? Married to one. Her brother is one. This is perfectly on brand unfortunately.

    2. Captain-Spectrum on

      I’ll even take the Now & Laters with the paper stuck to it that get caught in your mouth. You know the ones.

    3. ImSuperSerialGuys on

      The jewish delegation offers Ben Shapiro in return. Or for free. Someone please take him away

    4. MaiqTheLiar6969 on

      The White Delegation will accept the offer if you throw in an entire pan of Grandma’s mac and cheese. We don’t mean any of that Kraft shit in a box either. The Canadians can keep that for their Kraft dinners. We want some of the good stuff.

    5. We’ll trade her to the White Delegation in exchange for Greta Thunberg. Y’all don’t want her anyway, she just got arrested again for peaceful protest. On that same note, is Miss Rachel in free agency yet? Act fast, and we’ll throw in Kanye.

    6. As a Trini, I speak for all of us when I say we would like to formally disown Minaj for the low low price of free. She isn’t associated with us.

    7. Hmmm, no thank you. Like someone already pointed out, this is a salary dump situation. We are pretty heavy on plastic surgery pedophile lovers already so you really have to provide some sort of sweetener. No way are we giving up the Now and Laters. The sunflower seeds are in play but not flavored, basic bag only. Are you interested in getting Candace Owens back? Maybe some sort of pick swap or pedophile to be named later?

    8. I know she calls herself ‘Chun-Li’ despite not having any Chinese heritage, but on behalf of the Asian Delegation; we really never fucked with that and beg you not to nudge her our way.

    9. Contact the Sex Offenders delegation. I’m sure she’d be very interested in a long term contract

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