ColumbianPrison on December 24, 2025 11:58 am Next Reddit follow-up, “wife left me for a carrot AIO?”
arthouse2028 on December 24, 2025 11:59 am Let’s set that one aside Jeff. I suddenly have enough carrots for the salad.
The_Nermal_One on December 24, 2025 12:00 pm What’s the difference between hungery & horny? Where you put the carrot.
PlantainPossible2864 on December 24, 2025 12:03 pm Creativity is not the finding of a thing, but the making something out of it after it is found!
drugslut on December 24, 2025 12:04 pm Thats funny, because I’ve got a thingy shaped like a carrot! Paraphrasing Baldrick from Black Adder
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Or your replacement
A carrot that’s just the right shape!
Frosty needs that back!
Bigger than yours
NSFE (Not safe for eating)
Your opp
Naturtal selection at work.
Next Reddit follow-up, “wife left me for a carrot AIO?”
Let’s set that one aside Jeff. I suddenly have enough carrots for the salad.
The only question to ask is ‘is she brave enough’
What’s the difference between hungery & horny?
Where you put the carrot.
Sorry to hear about the divorce
Thank goodness I’m not at work
Creativity is not the finding of a thing, but the making something out of it after it is found!
Gonna need a banana for scale.
Thats funny, because I’ve got a thingy shaped like a carrot!
Paraphrasing Baldrick from Black Adder
Nature got game!
The carrot she told you not to worry about
It is imperative that the cylinder is unharmed
If she liked it, then she must have some reasoning for that.
It’s so s c h l o n g
r/dontputthatupyourbutt
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