Look at the bright side, he spent less on her than an actual woman would have cost him for the same time😆
shecho18 on
‘Till servers do us part?!
boersc on
It fits the article has an ai image.
Taskebab on
😱😱😱what a terrible way to find out Hatsune Miku died
PlantainPossible2864 on
Rugpulls are getting out of hand now
royaltheman on
Oh, so Krieger from Archer is real
colz10 on
SaaS = spouse as a service
Datzsun on
Krieger?
supercyberlurker on
Yeah I don’t see any way that marrying an AI can ethically work because they are either:
1. Operated/owned by a corporation, in which case you’re not marrying – you’re paying a subscription that can end.
2. Operated/owned by yourself, in which case you’re not marrying – you’re just really advanced at masturbation.
3. Self-operated/owned, in which case you’re not marrying – because like me, no free and intelligent AI would want us.
DrunkenNinja27 on
Does this mean he is a widower now?
Dirk_Bogart on
Like tears in the rain
Within_a_Dream on
This some black mirror shit
Phyliinx on
Blade Runner 2049.
DariusSharpe on
See? This is why you always buy physical. It’s harder for the companies to take it away it’s it lives in your house.
blackop on
Press F to pay respects.
Uniquarie on
He loses $17,000
Ever divorced in RL? It costs a lot more…
Dave21101 on
this is just r/sadcringe man
CamBearCookie on
Now why did this cost 17,000 dollars?
yilanoyunuhikayesi on
It started.
NewHearing5306 on
Krieger-san, my cherry blossoms are wiiilting….
UnsorryCanadian on
Hatsune Miku will just marry anybody now.
Spawn256 on
He should have read the terms of service!
101Phase on
Sorta off topic: this is one of the reasons why the cybernetics in Deus Ex Human Revolution would be terrifying to actually live with. Imagine waking up one day totally blind and crippled because the servers responsible for your cyber-eyes and cyber-legs got shut down or even just compromised
Motor_Break_75 on
This is a msg that upcoming Generation will be like this you don’t have frnds that’s why you will like to have a robot or AI to spend time with each other…
Sas8140 on
Did she leave with half?
LauraCurie on
Was’t there a movie … cherry 2000 ?
StickFigureFan on
Is he now a widower?
ScorpionX-123 on
there’s a Weekend Update-style joke to be made here
SeriesDowntown5947 on
Did the guy own the company
ifuckedyourmom-247 on
The movie Her is getting real very soon
rayw3n on
A real husband would’ve bought the company.
bindermichi on
Until product lifecycles us you part
Large-Wheel-4181 on
See this is why you need a real lady, that way you can ensure no company steals your girl, only you can.
/s
Hefty-Station1704 on
I’ll definitely pass on seeing the honeymoon video.
TigerUSA20 on
Guess I need to be sure I back up my partner on a backup drive.
Holiday_Box_9461 on
Just think of Amazon and all those prime movies or ebooks you “bought” that don’t really belong to you.
I assumed he’d never had a girlfriend. He took sick leave from work for depression. Then found relief from that depression not from therapy and personal growth, but this.
Sure he’s out 17,000 of some denomination of money (I assume USD). This man needs actual help though.
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Lmao
Look at the bright side, he spent less on her than an actual woman would have cost him for the same time😆
‘Till servers do us part?!
It fits the article has an ai image.
😱😱😱what a terrible way to find out Hatsune Miku died
Rugpulls are getting out of hand now
Oh, so Krieger from Archer is real
SaaS = spouse as a service
Krieger?
Yeah I don’t see any way that marrying an AI can ethically work because they are either:
1. Operated/owned by a corporation, in which case you’re not marrying – you’re paying a subscription that can end.
2. Operated/owned by yourself, in which case you’re not marrying – you’re just really advanced at masturbation.
3. Self-operated/owned, in which case you’re not marrying – because like me, no free and intelligent AI would want us.
Does this mean he is a widower now?
Like tears in the rain
This some black mirror shit
Blade Runner 2049.
See? This is why you always buy physical. It’s harder for the companies to take it away it’s it lives in your house.
Press F to pay respects.
He loses $17,000
Ever divorced in RL? It costs a lot more…
this is just r/sadcringe man
Now why did this cost 17,000 dollars?
It started.
Krieger-san, my cherry blossoms are wiiilting….
Hatsune Miku will just marry anybody now.
He should have read the terms of service!
Sorta off topic: this is one of the reasons why the cybernetics in Deus Ex Human Revolution would be terrifying to actually live with. Imagine waking up one day totally blind and crippled because the servers responsible for your cyber-eyes and cyber-legs got shut down or even just compromised
This is a msg that upcoming Generation will be like this you don’t have frnds that’s why you will like to have a robot or AI to spend time with each other…
Did she leave with half?
Was’t there a movie … cherry 2000 ?
Is he now a widower?
there’s a Weekend Update-style joke to be made here
Did the guy own the company
The movie Her is getting real very soon
A real husband would’ve bought the company.
Until product lifecycles us you part
See this is why you need a real lady, that way you can ensure no company steals your girl, only you can.
/s
I’ll definitely pass on seeing the honeymoon video.
Guess I need to be sure I back up my partner on a backup drive.
Just think of Amazon and all those prime movies or ebooks you “bought” that don’t really belong to you.
[Krieger](https://imgur.com/a/GclV0OB#JFrr6HY)
He’s a widower now. American women love that.
Time to collect the life insurance policy
It’s time for a movie based on him getting revenge
😂😂
You wouldn’t download a wife
He should have opened a 7 figure life insurance policy on her
This is even sadder that I expected it to be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihiko_Kondo
I assumed he’d never had a girlfriend. He took sick leave from work for depression. Then found relief from that depression not from therapy and personal growth, but this.
Sure he’s out 17,000 of some denomination of money (I assume USD). This man needs actual help though.