Which won’t leave the drawing board before someone else gets in office and has the opportunity to change the name and then he dies.
Drakanies on
*years in the future*
Sailor 1: I heard the news man. Tough break. The USS Shit Gibbon. Who’d you piss off to get sent there?
Sailor 2: All I did was ask how a battleship could function with such tiny guns. It was just a question! I don’t know how it caused such a shit Storm.
feder_online on
I thought it was “USS Lying Douchebag”, or…
USS Dozing-Diaper-Donnie
Kasoni on
With any luck this new class of ship has the same destructive power that Trump has on the economy. That would really strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.
Conscious-Loss-2709 on
Well, any shipyard taking the order better have some ironclad cancellation clauses for if and when a tiny bit of sanity returns to the White House.
TheThirdFrenchEmpire on
Wait Battleships? Even for him it’s a waste of money.
KoolDiscoDan on
Of course he is! His favorite bombs are tor**pedo**s.
groovyinutah on
The US Navy hasn’t built a battleship since the end of WW2, but there is a garbage scow that’s ready to be renamed right now!
McCool303 on
Just like his ballroom. He will no longer be a problem before any plans are finalized because he’s impossible for contractors to work with.
LetmeSeeyourSquanch on
USS Traitor
CornCobMcGee on
Not a magnet to be found. Cant find its heading and just goes around in circles like a dement- oh I get it now.
Epistatious on
new naval fishing boats, the Bottom Trawler class
Aimela on
I don’t think we’ll ever see someone more narcissistic than the big orange douche
Ember-Blackmoore on
Bloated, ineffective, with tiny guns.
mouse_up on
the real punchline is that even in the future the design for the next generation of American “battleships” is just an upgunned burke
tomjulio on
Building new ships because he finds anything over 14 years old useless.
-Invalid_Selection- on
No one wants a pedo class ship.
Appropriate_Top1737 on
I’ve always thought we should have our own version of the Yamato or Bismark.
Odd_Reputation_4000 on
Spend spend spend, me me me!
51ngular1ty on
That looks like at most a cruiser.
PenlyWarfold on
Trumps Navy is tough: it’s stink or swim out there
homebrew_1 on
And congress should say that someone impeached doesn’t get to name anything.
silvercoated1 on
No USS Constellation but we get USS Molestation instead?
lightning_twice on
That mother4ucker is so damned desperate to establish some kind of lasting legacy. I hope he lives to see it all get demolished. Because it will, and quick
Chrisdkn619 on
#USS PEDOPHILE
MoarOatmeal on
Slapping his name on someone else’s project and taking all of the credit. Nothing out of character here.
_Lucille_ on
USS >!REDACTED!<
crapbag29 on
I want to take this opportunity to tell any person that voted for this clown YOU did this.
slid3r on
Pedantic vet here .. that is much smaller than a “Battleship”, most likely a DDG (Destroyer).
But please do carry on with the defaming of this asshole’s character.
Edit: “Warship” would have fit better. (sorry for this comment)
mitch0acan on
Bonespur Class
Halo_Hybrid on
USS Child F*cker
AusCan531 on
Sunk by Stormy
QuitCallingNewsrooms on
USS Kiddy Diddler
Cambot1138 on
Just for a minute, picture him sitting at a drafting board or analyzing metallurgical samples or discussing an effective weapon complement or identifying optimal crew size.
Isn’t that hilarious?
Efficient_Sky5173 on
USS Bone Spurs Kiddo
ecodrew on
USS Douche*Canoe*…
Come on OP, the joke was right there. Haha
The-Great-Cornhollio on
We started building submarines for a reason, battleships died out.
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SMALL HANDS ON DECK!
USS Bankruptcy
USS Corruption
Which won’t leave the drawing board before someone else gets in office and has the opportunity to change the name and then he dies.
*years in the future*
Sailor 1: I heard the news man. Tough break. The USS Shit Gibbon. Who’d you piss off to get sent there?
Sailor 2: All I did was ask how a battleship could function with such tiny guns. It was just a question! I don’t know how it caused such a shit Storm.
I thought it was “USS Lying Douchebag”, or…
USS Dozing-Diaper-Donnie
With any luck this new class of ship has the same destructive power that Trump has on the economy. That would really strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.
Well, any shipyard taking the order better have some ironclad cancellation clauses for if and when a tiny bit of sanity returns to the White House.
Wait Battleships? Even for him it’s a waste of money.
Of course he is! His favorite bombs are tor**pedo**s.
The US Navy hasn’t built a battleship since the end of WW2, but there is a garbage scow that’s ready to be renamed right now!
Just like his ballroom. He will no longer be a problem before any plans are finalized because he’s impossible for contractors to work with.
USS Traitor
Not a magnet to be found. Cant find its heading and just goes around in circles like a dement- oh I get it now.
new naval fishing boats, the Bottom Trawler class
I don’t think we’ll ever see someone more narcissistic than the big orange douche
Bloated, ineffective, with tiny guns.
the real punchline is that even in the future the design for the next generation of American “battleships” is just an upgunned burke
Building new ships because he finds anything over 14 years old useless.
No one wants a pedo class ship.
I’ve always thought we should have our own version of the Yamato or Bismark.
Spend spend spend, me me me!
That looks like at most a cruiser.
Trumps Navy is tough: it’s stink or swim out there
And congress should say that someone impeached doesn’t get to name anything.
No USS Constellation but we get USS Molestation instead?
That mother4ucker is so damned desperate to establish some kind of lasting legacy. I hope he lives to see it all get demolished. Because it will, and quick
#USS PEDOPHILE
Slapping his name on someone else’s project and taking all of the credit. Nothing out of character here.
USS >!REDACTED!<
I want to take this opportunity to tell any person that voted for this clown YOU did this.
Pedantic vet here .. that is much smaller than a “Battleship”, most likely a DDG (Destroyer).
But please do carry on with the defaming of this asshole’s character.
Edit: “Warship” would have fit better. (sorry for this comment)
Bonespur Class
USS Child F*cker
Sunk by Stormy
USS Kiddy Diddler
Just for a minute, picture him sitting at a drafting board or analyzing metallurgical samples or discussing an effective weapon complement or identifying optimal crew size.
Isn’t that hilarious?
USS Bone Spurs Kiddo
USS Douche*Canoe*…
Come on OP, the joke was right there. Haha
We started building submarines for a reason, battleships died out.