Superb-Security6978 on December 22, 2025 1:05 am don’t use a gun to put furniture together. I use the universal dad tools: squinting, sighing, and saying ‘this should’ve come assembled.
Bladrak01 on December 22, 2025 1:16 am I put together something that had similar instructions. I wonder if it was the same company.
djb1911 on December 22, 2025 1:19 am I mean is there anything you can’t assemble with an uzi?…. yes there are many things lol
Link50L on December 22, 2025 1:27 am Oh, for crying out loud. Everyone’s a princess or snowflake these days. Use the Uzi, should be just fine.
Firm-Yoghurt6609 on December 22, 2025 1:36 am Anyone who listened to radio 1 in 1991 in the UK will know “UZI 9mm, open fire!”
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How are Americans supposed to do it then?
Not with that attitude!
Don’t tell me what to do!
don’t use a gun to put furniture together. I use the universal dad tools: squinting, sighing, and saying ‘this should’ve come assembled.
That’s a drill and you know it.
But you can use an Uzi to make some else do the assembly
***Someone already posted this here earlier today…***
Might help with disassembly.
Sounds like a challenge!
Don’t know until you try.
Not with that attitude you can’t.
I put together something that had similar instructions. I wonder if it was the same company.
Shotgun should be fine right
I mean is there anything you can’t assemble with an uzi?…. yes there are many things lol
yes, we know. we’re told this quite frequently.
Oh, for crying out loud. Everyone’s a princess or snowflake these days. Use the Uzi, should be just fine.
I assemble with my Tec-9.
Bummer
Everyone knows that a MP5 Is the preferred option.
I prefer my 40w phased plasma rifle.
Anyone who listened to radio 1 in 1991 in the UK will know “UZI 9mm, open fire!”
Challenge accepted
Now you know!