35nRetired on December 21, 2025 10:20 pm That’s right. Single Uzi are unpredictable and have zero control. That’s why you need dual Uzi for furniture assembly.
TheDarkClaw on December 21, 2025 10:21 pm From the makers of the[kitchen gun](https://youtu.be/6-7NDP8V-6A?si=ZiCGZGcL7ImkU9fw) brings you the home improvement uzi!
DazzlingGovernment20 on December 21, 2025 10:24 pm Those babies tend to heat up, so shoot in 3 second bursts.
Thinkpad200 on December 21, 2025 10:26 pm where am I– in North Korea? Who are you to tell me how to assemble furniture?
Merciless-Dom on December 21, 2025 10:29 pm I have always found the Mac 10 to be the superior sub machine pistol for furniture assembly but that’s just my two cents.
Danvideotech2385 on December 21, 2025 10:41 pm It’s like that scene in The Matrix where they shoot up the lobby with the uzis.
Mightsole on December 21, 2025 11:13 pm First scenes: 1. Bring a second laughing person. 2. Grab a different hand tool. 3. Two people handling an UZI is forbidden, that’s because the UZI is meant to be used by a single person. — Second scenes: 1. If single person is left alone with The Box he will get confused, adress this with anger and discontent. 2. Handle them this manual to correctly handle and open The Box. Give them a thumbs up.
FartomicMeltdown on December 21, 2025 11:15 pm I heard 36% of all holiday accidents occur due to Uzi use or the misuse of Uzi’s in general. Staggering.
TheUpgrayed on December 21, 2025 11:22 pm I really could have used this tip last year. County jail sucked.
Luckygecko1 on December 21, 2025 11:27 pm [Air America: “Excuse me, is that an uzi?”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R2xjLKLLHg&t=38s)
Separatist_Supporter on December 21, 2025 11:33 pm This goes a long way to explaining Khan Doorman’s strained relationship with his daughter.
TotemRiolu on December 21, 2025 11:37 pm “Anyways, we need you to draw an electric screwdriver for the manual. … You’ve seen an electric screwdriver, before, right?” Artist: *sweating nervously* “Haha, yeah, totally!”
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That’s right. Single Uzi are unpredictable and have zero control. That’s why you need dual Uzi for furniture assembly.
Oh right, because the fasteners are 10mm, right?
From the makers of the[kitchen gun](https://youtu.be/6-7NDP8V-6A?si=ZiCGZGcL7ImkU9fw) brings you the home improvement uzi!
Those babies tend to heat up, so shoot in 3 second bursts.
where am I– in North Korea? Who are you to tell me how to assemble furniture?
Right that is only used to take it apart
I have always found the Mac 10 to be the superior sub machine pistol for furniture assembly but that’s just my two cents.
But it’s gonna take forever without an Uzi
What about a Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range?
It’s like that scene in The Matrix where they shoot up the lobby with the uzis.
“If an electric screwdriver is used”
…sonic it is!
Perfect for those hard to reach spots
That’s where I’ve been going wrong !!
First scenes:
1. Bring a second laughing person.
2. Grab a different hand tool.
3. Two people handling an UZI is forbidden, that’s because the UZI is meant to be used by a single person.
—
Second scenes:
1. If single person is left alone with The Box he will get confused, adress this with anger and discontent.
2. Handle them this manual to correctly handle and open The Box. Give them a thumbs up.
I heard 36% of all holiday accidents occur due to Uzi use or the misuse of Uzi’s in general. Staggering.
It is not recommended.
I really could have used this tip last year. County jail sucked.
[Air America: “Excuse me, is that an uzi?”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R2xjLKLLHg&t=38s)
It’s amazing how many this picture is shown on this sub.
This goes a long way to explaining Khan Doorman’s strained relationship with his daughter.
“Anyways, we need you to draw an electric screwdriver for the manual. … You’ve seen an electric screwdriver, before, right?”
Artist: *sweating nervously* “Haha, yeah, totally!”
Fk that furniture!