A novelty Christmas song, often attributed to Lael Calloway, and describe a child's humorous plight of having the measles right before Christmas and asking Santa if he's had them too, so he won't catch them and miss delivering presents.

    Includes the verses –

    "My dear child the doctor says you have the measles / so you'll have to stay in bed during Christmas" and "dear Santa, have you had the measles / the kind I came down with today".

    by RingoBunnyman

    4 Comments

    1. VolunteerOnion on

      I had the chicken pox (pre vaccine days) on Easter as a kid
      Another year, I was sick as a dog and spent my Christmas Day at the ER. I remember puking on the poor doctor

    2. Altruistic_Option_49 on

      Thanks to RFK Jr., kids can get measles for Christmas again! We’re back, baby. 🎁

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