*When you need to wipe the jizz off your knob, only Kleenex will do! Accept no substitute.*
RunningPirate on
That was a very emotional conversation about Kleenex. I do worry about how else uncle Joe demonstrated Kleenex.
Guypussy on
Gen-u-wyne!
Patrico-8 on
“Your mother’s right for once!” 😂
kleingartenganove on
“Come to think of it, if I had nutted into a Kleenex instead of your mom, that would’ve saved me the trouble of taking my belt off any time a little twit handed me a box of off-brand tissues.”
sedona71717 on
This family needs some therapy
Master_Hospital_8631 on
Got his ass chewed out by the whole fucking family for being an asshole and buying the wrong tissue.
Notice how nobody is on their phone. They’re just living in the moment and berating an adolescent for making a careless mistake.
Kids today wouldn’t have snapped under the pressure.
Neat_Flounder_8907 on
I said, NO. MORE. TISSUES !!!
ThatMichaelsEmployee on
Why is there even a box of off-brand tissues in the house? And why did nobody seem to know about it? It’s a near certainty in that era that Mother did all the shopping: did she enter a fugue state and buy a cheaper brand? Or do they have servants who do all the grocery shopping? If so, Matilda is going to get a proper talking-to, but then she’ll probably threaten to quit, and what would they ever do without her? She’s a treasure, keeps the house running like clockwork, and good servants are so hard to find these days. And she’d never breathe a word about the incessant haranguing poor Johnny gets from all corners. No, best to stay quiet about it and toss that accursed thing in the fireplace.
When the police arrived at the scene, they found Timmy, vacant-eyed, covered in blood, and muttering, “Kleenex will clean my soul…Kleenex…”
CheeseburgerSmoothy on
That kid’s going to get beaten for bringing home Puffs.
thecuriousostrich on
It’s interesting to see that the habit of calling everything a “Kleenex” has been around this long and that they’ve been fighting it for equally long. I wonder when they gave up?
JoeSeeWhales_3690 on
Oh the fun you could have changing the context of the text body with those images.
Malthus1 on
The panel with uncle would make an amazingly menacing picture if you took off the copy.
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*When you need to wipe the jizz off your knob, only Kleenex will do! Accept no substitute.*
That was a very emotional conversation about Kleenex. I do worry about how else uncle Joe demonstrated Kleenex.
Gen-u-wyne!
“Your mother’s right for once!” 😂
“Come to think of it, if I had nutted into a Kleenex instead of your mom, that would’ve saved me the trouble of taking my belt off any time a little twit handed me a box of off-brand tissues.”
This family needs some therapy
Got his ass chewed out by the whole fucking family for being an asshole and buying the wrong tissue.
Notice how nobody is on their phone. They’re just living in the moment and berating an adolescent for making a careless mistake.
Kids today wouldn’t have snapped under the pressure.
I said, NO. MORE. TISSUES !!!
Why is there even a box of off-brand tissues in the house? And why did nobody seem to know about it? It’s a near certainty in that era that Mother did all the shopping: did she enter a fugue state and buy a cheaper brand? Or do they have servants who do all the grocery shopping? If so, Matilda is going to get a proper talking-to, but then she’ll probably threaten to quit, and what would they ever do without her? She’s a treasure, keeps the house running like clockwork, and good servants are so hard to find these days. And she’d never breathe a word about the incessant haranguing poor Johnny gets from all corners. No, best to stay quiet about it and toss that accursed thing in the fireplace.
The ad copywriter totally stole that last panel with the mildly creepy Uncle Joe from [Waldorf toilet-paper ads](https://medium.com/@MuseInks/wheres-the-waldorf-fascinating-vintage-advertisements-for-toilet-tissue-7b8bb6a692de).
When the police arrived at the scene, they found Timmy, vacant-eyed, covered in blood, and muttering, “Kleenex will clean my soul…Kleenex…”
That kid’s going to get beaten for bringing home Puffs.
It’s interesting to see that the habit of calling everything a “Kleenex” has been around this long and that they’ve been fighting it for equally long. I wonder when they gave up?
Oh the fun you could have changing the context of the text body with those images.
The panel with uncle would make an amazingly menacing picture if you took off the copy.
On second thoughts – they all would!