TheRogueToad on December 21, 2025 12:56 am I have a feeling that if I went to that psychic they’d tell me that good things would come in my future if I bought a limo.
userno73130 on December 21, 2025 1:14 am 919 represeeeentt!!! I knew this little house looked kinda familiar lmao.
thisdoesnotlooksafe on December 21, 2025 1:14 am But would you pay more for a psychic reading if you also got a limo ride out of it?
Leshawkcomics on December 21, 2025 1:24 am Thiis is the kind of shit you’d find some MCU hero in after 5 movies absent from the storyline.
Nbdyhere on December 21, 2025 1:27 am Why? Shouldn’t they know who is going to buy it? They should just drive it to them and ask for the money. Am I wrong? Is my logic flawed here?
every_famine_virtual on December 21, 2025 2:15 am The yelp reviews are all either people complaining bitterly, or glowing reviews by dudes named “Rick J.” from “different” cities.
sambull on December 21, 2025 2:18 am lots of widows with old dead husbands shit are their clients… the one around me always has a bass boat or old muscle car for sale out front.
CreativeFraud on December 21, 2025 3:06 am I member when the local palm reader lost their property. Thought they’d see that coming.
milovulongtime on December 21, 2025 3:17 am Probably sees a transmission replacement in the near future.
strolpol on December 21, 2025 3:50 am I’d have two concerns: the first being the actual condition of the physical body, the other being how cleanable the interior is I suspect there’s a point where you have no choice but complete reupholstering and that’s probably a specialty job that costs a ton
trtreeetr on December 21, 2025 3:55 am She already knows the name of the person who will buy it and she’s just waiting.
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Saying they both have in common is a stretch.
I feel like the limo owner got in debt to the psychic.
The limo is longer than the house!
I have a feeling that if I went to that psychic they’d tell me that good things would come in my future if I bought a limo.
They should know who is going to buy it. Just ask them.
I didn’t see that coming.
919 represeeeentt!!! I knew this little house looked kinda familiar lmao.
But would you pay more for a psychic reading if you also got a limo ride out of it?
Thiis is the kind of shit you’d find some MCU hero in after 5 movies absent from the storyline.
Why? Shouldn’t they know who is going to buy it? They should just drive it to them and ask for the money. Am I wrong? Is my logic flawed here?
No future in the limo business
She should already know nobody wants it.
This feels like Maine
The yelp reviews are all either people complaining bitterly, or glowing reviews by dudes named “Rick J.” from “different” cities.
lots of widows with old dead husbands shit are their clients… the one around me always has a bass boat or old muscle car for sale out front.
I fucking loved this post
I member when the local palm reader lost their property. Thought they’d see that coming.
I see a luxury driving experience in your future
This has some serious American Gods vibes.
Probably sees a transmission replacement in the near future.
Sounds about right
I’d have two concerns: the first being the actual condition of the physical body, the other being how cleanable the interior is
I suspect there’s a point where you have no choice but complete reupholstering and that’s probably a specialty job that costs a ton
She already knows the name of the person who will buy it and she’s just waiting.
Raleigh represent! I pass this almost every day.
Don’t ever change Raleigh.