Ornery_Gate_6847 on December 21, 2025 12:50 am Do you want Santa to come down your tight little chimney this year or not?
edthecat2011 on December 21, 2025 12:53 am This is what Santa does the other 364 days of the year. iykyk.
rip1980 on December 21, 2025 12:54 am It’s the only way to quickly move from to the Naughty to Nice list and back again in under 3 minutes.
Thinyser on December 21, 2025 1:00 am Well you can “milk” a bull too, but I wouldn’t recommend drinking it.
SeaIndependence8725 on December 21, 2025 1:02 am You’ve not been milking Santa? I guess that’s why he has a bulging sack…
Nabooh on December 21, 2025 1:06 am This actually reminds me of another reddit thread about “milk”. https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/UALxlTM9ei Still makes me laugh!
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“You can milk anything with nipples.”
“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”
Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Do you want Santa to come down your tight little chimney this year or not?
This is what Santa does the other 364 days of the year. iykyk.
Only if you are naughty enough.
🎶 I saw mommy milking santa claus 🎵
It’s the only way to quickly move from to the Naughty to Nice list and back again in under 3 minutes.
Everyone knows. if it has nipples, it can be milked.
Pause!
I think Mrs. Claus tugged it out.
Gaylord Focker vibes
Well you can “milk” a bull too, but I wouldn’t recommend drinking it.
You’ve not been milking Santa? I guess that’s why he has a bulging sack…
Nasty bitches
Ultra pasteurised? As opposed to???
Just call it Santa’s Cum
This needs to be posted to r/anticonsumption
A man can milk just not the nipples.
This is that kind of milk
You have to be lucky though, he only comes once a year.
This actually reminds me of another reddit thread about “milk”.
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/UALxlTM9ei
Still makes me laugh!
You can only milk Santa every 45 min or so…
Why do you think he’s so jolly?
“I have a prostate Greg, can you milk me?”
What the heck is “ultra-pasteurized”?