It’s a small and uncomfortable spot, but once you relax and get used to it you’ll really enjoy it.
Longjumping_Call_939 on
Finally, a place that knows its target audience.
radioactive_sharpei on
I’ll have one big ass-muffin please.
Actual_Dinner_5977 on
They have amazing tossed salads, trust me
BadWolfCubed on
Sucks to your äss-bar.
NasuPantelica on
You go there when you’re in the Ass Möde!
wizzard419 on
How are their tossed salads?
erksplat on
I worked at a tech company with a man (the CFO) whose last name was Assmann. Since he was German, his name doesn’t translate to ass-man.
Well after 6 months, he took me aside to tell me that the company was out of funding and would be going under, meaning I should start looking for a new job.
He had already found a job for himself as CFO at a—no joke—gay porn site. The irony was not lost on him.
StreetMike2 on
Shareeeef don’t like it.
ChickenXing on
Butt how does the place smell?
PmcDank on
Are those pretzholes in the window?
Wundawuzi on
Germans explaining their language in 3…2…1…
(I know this is Switzerland, but they will not care)
Opening_Track5674 on
And all the chairs are upside down 🤣
Gerrorism on
Is this Lucerne? Walked by a few times and had a good chuckle but didn’t go in.
Over-Date-5264 on
I’m studying in Luxembourg and found a flyer at the school that read “Ass Brokkoli Sexy?” and thought to myself “How can one take this language seriously?”
It translates to “Is Broccoli Sexy?” and it was a flyer promoting healthy eating and describing the benefits of eating vegetables (in that case, broccoli)
Samwellikki on
“I wanna take you to an ass-bar, ass-bar, ass-bar…” 🎶
reddituser_20319 on
Rock the …
JeffTheNth on
fresh from yesterday?
Rated-E-For-Erik on
I heard that place used to be full of crap
4lpher on
Sharif don’t like it
LupusDeusMagnus on
My neighbour is called Regina Assman.
Affectionate-Row3793 on
wow! even that dog is curious about ASS-BAR, lol!
otasyn on
I wanted someone similar, but I got the translation wrong and ended up at a *cat cafe*.
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Yesterday’s fresh?!?!?!?
It’s a small and uncomfortable spot, but once you relax and get used to it you’ll really enjoy it.
Finally, a place that knows its target audience.
I’ll have one big ass-muffin please.
They have amazing tossed salads, trust me
Sucks to your äss-bar.
You go there when you’re in the Ass Möde!
How are their tossed salads?
I worked at a tech company with a man (the CFO) whose last name was Assmann. Since he was German, his name doesn’t translate to ass-man.
Well after 6 months, he took me aside to tell me that the company was out of funding and would be going under, meaning I should start looking for a new job.
He had already found a job for himself as CFO at a—no joke—gay porn site. The irony was not lost on him.
Shareeeef don’t like it.
Butt how does the place smell?
Are those pretzholes in the window?
Germans explaining their language in 3…2…1…
(I know this is Switzerland, but they will not care)
And all the chairs are upside down 🤣
Is this Lucerne? Walked by a few times and had a good chuckle but didn’t go in.
I’m studying in Luxembourg and found a flyer at the school that read “Ass Brokkoli Sexy?” and thought to myself “How can one take this language seriously?”
It translates to “Is Broccoli Sexy?” and it was a flyer promoting healthy eating and describing the benefits of eating vegetables (in that case, broccoli)
“I wanna take you to an ass-bar, ass-bar, ass-bar…” 🎶
Rock the …
fresh from yesterday?
I heard that place used to be full of crap
Sharif don’t like it
My neighbour is called Regina Assman.
wow! even that dog is curious about ASS-BAR, lol!
I wanted someone similar, but I got the translation wrong and ended up at a *cat cafe*.