The fact that I thought this was a joke until I googled it. Somebody *please* get those infinity stones back to Thanos. Quickly!
lowtoiletsitter on
What could possibly go wrong?
(doubt it’ll ever happen but you never know)
erniekovac on
Hunger Games out here.
FistPunch_Vol_7 on
All those families near the centers that are getting poison to make this AI bullshit to announce the hunger games. What the actual fuck is this timeline
Mistavez on
IBJON on
134* children give or take. 2 from each state and territory (plus DC, presumably)
Dumphdumph on
I wonder if it will all be white people
DonJuniorsEmails on
So, the moron watched Hunger Games yesterday, probably saw Finnick’s pirate broadcast about the rich capitol people using the children as sex slaves, and Trump said “YES I want that”
Teamanglerx on
Honest question. Will minorities be allowed to participate or will it be deemed a DEI free event?
Lemesplain on
He’s gonna be pissed when California wins.
TheMagicalMatt on
Unpresidented*
ThePrinceofallYNs on
Reality be like
IncognitoBombadillo on
I ended up reading an article on this. Why is it just 1 male student and one female student per state? Are they just having like a few events altogether or something? It’d at least be cooler to have teams from each state that compete over various events, sorta like a mini-olympics.
MessageOk239 on
Supposedly, it’s modeled after Russia’s “GTO Games”, which is used to select top young people for military service.
ArcadianBlueRogue on
Oh look, he wants a bunch of minors to vie for his attention. Who could have seen that coming?
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Winner gets healthcare
The fact that I thought this was a joke until I googled it. Somebody *please* get those infinity stones back to Thanos. Quickly!
What could possibly go wrong?
(doubt it’ll ever happen but you never know)
Hunger Games out here.
All those families near the centers that are getting poison to make this AI bullshit to announce the hunger games. What the actual fuck is this timeline
134* children give or take. 2 from each state and territory (plus DC, presumably)
I wonder if it will all be white people
So, the moron watched Hunger Games yesterday, probably saw Finnick’s pirate broadcast about the rich capitol people using the children as sex slaves, and Trump said “YES I want that”
Honest question. Will minorities be allowed to participate or will it be deemed a DEI free event?
He’s gonna be pissed when California wins.
Unpresidented*
Reality be like
I ended up reading an article on this. Why is it just 1 male student and one female student per state? Are they just having like a few events altogether or something? It’d at least be cooler to have teams from each state that compete over various events, sorta like a mini-olympics.
Supposedly, it’s modeled after Russia’s “GTO Games”, which is used to select top young people for military service.
Oh look, he wants a bunch of minors to vie for his attention. Who could have seen that coming?