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    Apparently, singing in a public bathroom is better than making bathroom sounds (rude) while going to the bathroom.


    Apparently, singing in a public bathroom is better than making bathroom sounds (rude) while going to the bathroom.

    by Rose_Army_

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    1. Firestorm0x0 on

      “Don’t stop me now

      I’m havin’ such a good time, I’m havin’ a ball

      Don’t stop me now

      If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call

      (Don’t stop me now) ‘Cause I’m havin’ a good time

      (Don’t stop me now) Yes, I’m havin’ a good time

      I don’t wanna stop at all, yeah”

      Just sing this while on the bucket

    5. Original_Lettuce_425 on

      I get the intention, but if someone starts belting out a tune in there I’m assuming they’re either very confident or actively trying to assert dominance.

    8. bobbigmac on

      Just to piss off a toilet fascist I would break every one of these rules out of spite. Don’t tell me how to shit 

    9. PacquiaoFreeHousing on

      *Big Chunker about to exit me*

      Me: *sings* ♫”And then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on…

    10. JoaoEB on

      5 – Never talk on the phone.

      Last job, there was a manager who used the bathroom as a phone booth. Every time anyone went to the bathroom, there was a 1/3 chance of him being there, prancing between stalls, phone in hand making personal calls.

      One day it happened again, but that day I had no time to go to the bathroom in another floor. Went in straight to stall, sit down, loudest farting noises ever, worth of a scene in a 2000’s comedy. I heard the idiot BOLTING from the bathroom.

      That was the last time the idiot used the bathroom as his personal sound proof cabin.

    12. Spire_Citron on

      I feel like if the toilet sounds are loud enough to really bother anyone, you’d have to really belt out those songs to cover it. But even then, one person singing isn’t like playing a recording of a song with full instrumental. There are silences between words.

    17. CutieBoBootie on

      So they wanna hear me sing off key but I can’t talk on the phone to disguise “rude sounds”????? 

    18. notabadgerinacoat on

      3) limit reading to short stories

      i would pull up to the bathroom with the whole Iliad just to spite the author of the sign

    28. ForagedFoodie on

      I would just start singing every single time, so people always assume im taking a massive dump 5 times a day.

    29. Mugwumps_has_spoken on

      yeah, the person who made that sign would change their mind VERY quickly if they heard me singing. But, I am a pretty strict rule follower, so I’ll but out into tune. Do I have to take requests?

    30. meatywood on

      When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea…

      When you’re sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea…

      When you’re sliding into home and your shorts are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea…

    33. Lady_Irish on

      🎶No mommy, don’t do it again, don’t do it again, I’ll be a good boy, I’ll be a good boy, I promise, AHOWOWW *slight grunting sound*

      WHY’D YOU HAVE TO HIT ME LIKE THAT MOMMY?

      Don’t do it, you’re hurting me, ah-OWW

      Why do you have to be such a BITCH?

      Why don’t you, why don’t you fuck off and die?

      Why can’t you just fuck off and die?

      Why can’t you just leave me here and die?

      Never stick your hand in my face again bitch, FUCCCCK YOU

      I don’t need this shit, you stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore *sigh of relief*

      Would you like to see how it feels, mommy?

      Here it comes, get ready to die *wiping sounds*

      Oooo-ah-ah-ah-ah🎶

      *flushing noise*

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