(I don’t think it died, we weren’t there to see it happen but there was no dead bird aftermath on the ground by the window, and we don’t live in an area with many predators)
bloomautomatic on
Or it crashed into your grill cover.
r/confusingperspective
welding_guy_from_LI on
He shat when he went splat
9447044 on
I thought thay was your grill cover. I was trying to math out the ballistics lol
SunnyTheMasterSwitch on
Did it also shit itself on impact or something? The print is very large
Fit-Entrepreneur-799 on
Proof that birds also overestimate themselves
Rxckless92 on
Weird looking window.
Adventurous_Land7584 on
That’s not a window though.
xpooforbreakfastx on
Jesus Christ. I literally just cleaned that same smudge mark of my window 20 minutes ago.
It was a dove, according to my outside camera.
Synth_Ham on
I was driving down the interstate a few years ago and a red-tailed hawk was eating some roadkill on the shoulder. As I came by the bird flew up and struck the passenger side of my windshield. I clearly had an entire bird print including beak feathers at eyeball on my windshield for a while. I’m still shook up about it.
ripleyclone8 on
I once went to open my store; as I was unlocking the door, I was like, “weird there’s a single yellow feather stuck to the glass…” Then I looked down.
My cashier’s first job that day was picking up the dead bird. 😭
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(I don’t think it died, we weren’t there to see it happen but there was no dead bird aftermath on the ground by the window, and we don’t live in an area with many predators)
Or it crashed into your grill cover.
r/confusingperspective
He shat when he went splat
I thought thay was your grill cover. I was trying to math out the ballistics lol
Did it also shit itself on impact or something? The print is very large
Proof that birds also overestimate themselves
Weird looking window.
That’s not a window though.
Jesus Christ. I literally just cleaned that same smudge mark of my window 20 minutes ago.
It was a dove, according to my outside camera.
I was driving down the interstate a few years ago and a red-tailed hawk was eating some roadkill on the shoulder. As I came by the bird flew up and struck the passenger side of my windshield. I clearly had an entire bird print including beak feathers at eyeball on my windshield for a while. I’m still shook up about it.
I once went to open my store; as I was unlocking the door, I was like, “weird there’s a single yellow feather stuck to the glass…” Then I looked down.
My cashier’s first job that day was picking up the dead bird. 😭