BrutalOnion on December 12, 2025 11:24 pm Why are your sausages so far apart? They have to lean against each other.
solderfog on December 12, 2025 11:39 pm Oh, easy. Just take a knife (or machete, in this case) and make some small slices laterally, about 1/4″ deep. Then they won’t do that anymore!
Significant-Dance711 on December 12, 2025 11:47 pm straighten up man! how are you gonna get those even grill marks if you keep doing that
TomokataTomokato on December 13, 2025 12:22 am This shit is why I haven’t given up on humanity. You go, sausage dudes, keep on being awesome.
TheBear5115 on December 13, 2025 12:23 am For me in particular I hate it when the sausage suddenly pops spraying hot oil in your face
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Why are your sausages so far apart? They have to lean against each other.
What kind of shit sausages changes shape when cooking?
Nodding off on fent
Oh, easy. Just take a knife (or machete, in this case) and make some small slices laterally, about 1/4″ deep. Then they won’t do that anymore!
straighten up man! how are you gonna get those even grill marks if you keep doing that
They are already burned, that is a -1 for me.
/s
The second guy already tried that
This shit is why I haven’t given up on humanity.
You go, sausage dudes, keep on being awesome.
For me in particular I hate it when the sausage suddenly pops spraying hot oil in your face
Fuckin eh I cackled
Is this racists ? this is funny asf
Welp, guess you just gotta cut’em. Tip to tail!