Christmas tree my billion dollar company bought

    by Nilsss

    24 Comments

    1. You say billion dollar company like the decision was made by the executive board instead of some grumpy office manager who’s pissed at the world since her husband left her for a younger woman right after the kids went away to college.

    2. Perhaps it’s secretly sequoia wood on platinum rebar but you are too poor to appreciate it. /s

    3. “So I’m thinking minimalist for our decorations this year. In fact, lets go with the unfinished plywood look. Very chic.” 

    4. Massive_Confusion_23 on

      I’d rather have this and a nice christmas bonus each year than the 1million dollar entry display we buy and cupcakes in the break room. Tbh

    5. I’m sorry, but that is a work of art by famed artist Pablo DeVaronne. The corporation purchased the piece for $95,000 and it will be donated (with the appropriate charitable tax write off) to the Museum of Modern Art after the holidays.

    Leave A Reply