supercyberlurker on December 11, 2025 10:30 pm So now I’m imagining a christmas tree driving their car all blazed to hell going “They said I could..”
ghostarmadillo on December 11, 2025 10:30 pm If people in Florida could read they’d think that is hilarious.
cantstoptheCOLEtrain on December 11, 2025 10:34 pm Dude reading this shit hurts my eyes Feel like I had a stroke…
Hazywater on December 11, 2025 10:50 pm r/trees in shambles See this joke works if you don’t know that sub, but also works if you do
xJageracog on December 11, 2025 11:12 pm I don’t drink alchohol, but just for this bad pun, I’m gonna drink and drive
Mountain_Builder6146 on December 11, 2025 11:18 pm Further proof that Florida, in general, is a joke.
ManamiVixen on December 11, 2025 11:38 pm Not sure if talking about DUI, or the nutcases that drive cars covered in Christmas Lights, blinding every driver on the road.
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So now I’m imagining a christmas tree driving their car all blazed to hell going “They said I could..”
If people in Florida could read they’d think that is hilarious.
Dude reading this shit hurts my eyes
Feel like I had a stroke…
Christmas trees don’t drive. Checkmate, cops.
However, if you’re a Christmas pie…
r/trees in shambles
See this joke works if you don’t know that sub, but also works if you do
I don’t drink alchohol, but just for this bad pun, I’m gonna drink and drive
Further proof that Florida, in general, is a joke.
Who, gave that tree a license
Not sure if talking about DUI, or the nutcases that drive cars covered in Christmas Lights, blinding every driver on the road.
Speeding is bad for your elf.