Sparking a revolution in Cuba. That’s the end goal. Trump is betting he can make the already unhappy citizenry in Cuba revolt. He’ll say it will be a pro democratic revolution but knowing how things end up in Latin America it’ll likely be a right wing government like El Salvador. In Cuba most of the land is owned by the government so it’ll be sold for pennies on the dollar to an unknown real estate developer who probably suffers from fecal incontinence. The media and everyone else is going to have to go along with it because if you don’t support the separatists you’ll be supporting communism. Essentially he’s hoping to swap one form of authoritarianism for another that’ll sell him land for resorts he can slap his name on.
Temporary-Suit9121 on
Obligatory distract from the Epstein files
bearded_pragmatist on
Now that we know the tanker was actually Russian flying a false flag, I imagine the end game will be Donnie giving an apology to his boss and releasing the ship. This might even warrant another blowjob.
ShrugIife on
Oh it’s all above board, I’m sure
furtive_phrasing_ on
Provoke … hopefully Maduro strikes … invade Venezuela … start a war … create excuse to suppress the Epstein files for years to come.
That’s the plan.
Cargobiker530 on
Raise oil prices by cutting Venezuela out of global markets. This benefits Russia, Saudi Arabia, and US oil companies.
TheBarman8 on
Folks, I’ve got some tremendous news — really incredible. We got ourselves an oil tanker.
A BIG ONE! THE BEST!
People are saying nobody gets tankers like I do, believe me. they say it to me ALL THE TIME!
Now, the bad news — and it’s not that bad, okay?
I don’t exactly know what to do with it. Minor detail. Very minor.
But the GOOD news — and this is where it gets beautiful — Putin says he knows EXACTLY what to do with the Tanker. He’s got *ideas*, folks. Tremendous ideas.
And now, the greatest news of all time: gasoline… is only $6.20. Can you believe it? People said it couldn’t be done — but we did it! We’re making America… well, something.
Winning! So much winning you’re gonna get tired of winning — but you never do, do you?!
mrbutto on
Paulie would be more competent than any current member of cabinet.
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Sparking a revolution in Cuba. That’s the end goal. Trump is betting he can make the already unhappy citizenry in Cuba revolt. He’ll say it will be a pro democratic revolution but knowing how things end up in Latin America it’ll likely be a right wing government like El Salvador. In Cuba most of the land is owned by the government so it’ll be sold for pennies on the dollar to an unknown real estate developer who probably suffers from fecal incontinence. The media and everyone else is going to have to go along with it because if you don’t support the separatists you’ll be supporting communism. Essentially he’s hoping to swap one form of authoritarianism for another that’ll sell him land for resorts he can slap his name on.
Obligatory distract from the Epstein files
Now that we know the tanker was actually Russian flying a false flag, I imagine the end game will be Donnie giving an apology to his boss and releasing the ship. This might even warrant another blowjob.
Oh it’s all above board, I’m sure
Provoke … hopefully Maduro strikes … invade Venezuela … start a war … create excuse to suppress the Epstein files for years to come.
That’s the plan.
Raise oil prices by cutting Venezuela out of global markets. This benefits Russia, Saudi Arabia, and US oil companies.
Folks, I’ve got some tremendous news — really incredible. We got ourselves an oil tanker.
A BIG ONE! THE BEST!
People are saying nobody gets tankers like I do, believe me. they say it to me ALL THE TIME!
Now, the bad news — and it’s not that bad, okay?
I don’t exactly know what to do with it. Minor detail. Very minor.
But the GOOD news — and this is where it gets beautiful — Putin says he knows EXACTLY what to do with the Tanker. He’s got *ideas*, folks. Tremendous ideas.
And now, the greatest news of all time: gasoline… is only $6.20. Can you believe it? People said it couldn’t be done — but we did it! We’re making America… well, something.
Winning! So much winning you’re gonna get tired of winning — but you never do, do you?!
Paulie would be more competent than any current member of cabinet.
