Why does everything have to have a size attached to it?
I mean he couldn’t possibly be compensating for something, could he??
gatadeplaya on
I’m scared to know what “the other things” are… then again I wake up every day thinking what’s he going to fuck up today.
bugsyramone on
Who cares how big it is? Theres like 8 dudes on the boat. 2 guys with guns could seize it…
AGuyWhoBrokeBad on
The US can’t be trusted with the most powerful military in the world. The military “can’t follow illegal orders,” but all orders given are assumed to be lawful. Not following orders can lead to loss of rank or worse, and waiting to talk to a lawyer to decide if a strike or other action is lawful just isn’t feasible. We can’t be trusted with this power anymore.
Radcouponking on
Just days after all the Somali Pirate jokes. Every accusation really is a confession with these monsters.
AppropriateSpell5405 on
So, does FIFA take back the peace prize now, or…..
reddurkel on
With great power comes great opportunities to use that power on those weaker than you because what the hell do you think you’re going to do, fight back?
TarbenXsi on
Interesting way to say “We just declared war on Venezuela for no reason” but, hey, you do you.
IsThereCheese on
Oh god
Baha05 on
And what reason did he give for seizing it?
jimmywhereareya on
He just stole a tanker full of oil and he’s bragging about it. Ffs, won’t you please arrest him
utriptmybitchswitch on
>Seized a tanker
Stole a tanker full of oil that, once the oil is off-loaded, will mysteriously contain cocaine and be at the bottom of the ocean…
kalel1980 on
“As you probably know, we’ve just acted like pirates and seized a tanker. It was probably full of drugs though”
CommunicationExotic5 on
Guessing that makes any future complaints the US makes about Ukraine striking shadow fleet vessels null and void.
Callinon on
“As you know we’ve just committed piracy in open waters and and act of war against Venezuela.”
STH63 on
Is he using Somilan piratas for the job?
Sodamyte on
not hard to be the ‘largest ever’ when it’s also the only one we’ve ever seized there..
marshmallowest on
So we pirates now, cool cool
Putrid-VII on
“and why was the tanker seized?” should be the next question but every one of these “journalists” is a fucking coward
_nod on
“Largest one ever seized actually.” Why does that even matter? He just can’t help himself.
> She received international attention when she was hijacked by Somali pirates (allegedly under the orders of piracy kingpin Mohamed Abdi Hassan) on 15 November 2008, becoming the largest ship ever captured by pirates.
Grouchy-Crew-7885 on
Largest or only?
DangerBay2015 on
FIFA Peace Prize winner, ladies and gentlemen.
Cunts recognize cunts.
upvotefactorystaff on
I’m betting this would indicate that there won’t be any $1.99/gal gas in the US soon.
ViolettaQueso on
Time for his nap again.
abcdefCookieMonster on
Dude is such a size king.
BDKAces on
He historically dossnt pay attention to briefings unless his name is in it and it’s the biggest thing ever. Other than that he dossnt care
lostsailorlivefree on
Seal Team 6 on Tv in the Situation Room with Trump wearing his special fifa award cheering and feeling cool
3d1thF1nch on
So, we’re Somali pirates…
WonderChemical5089 on
America:
HVAC_instructor on
Sadly this is exactly what all Republicans voted for. They were warned and they decided that this is the America that they long to live in.
Still-Grass8881 on
it would be hilarious if venezuela figured out a way to carry a contaminant, like maybe some kind of radioactive contaminant, that they could transport alongside the oil in case they see a tanker will be seized
if they see the tanker is being seized, they could contaminate the oil and then it would be impossible to use
Adept_Ad_4369 on
What the hell does the size of the tanker have to do with anything….seriously, how small is the POTUS Penis?
matt95110 on
I can’t remember when because time no longer exists and it all blends together, but one of the time when the Canadian PM was in the Oval Office Trump started going on about how long it takes for a container ship to stop and turn around and I was like what the fuck are you going on about you dementia ridden fuckwit.
TrashCapable on
Release the epstein files. Stop distracting.
LintyFish on
“Im dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always be trust to be dishonest”
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My guy, that’s not an accomplishment.
Why does everything have to have a size attached to it?
I mean he couldn’t possibly be compensating for something, could he??
I’m scared to know what “the other things” are… then again I wake up every day thinking what’s he going to fuck up today.
Who cares how big it is? Theres like 8 dudes on the boat. 2 guys with guns could seize it…
The US can’t be trusted with the most powerful military in the world. The military “can’t follow illegal orders,” but all orders given are assumed to be lawful. Not following orders can lead to loss of rank or worse, and waiting to talk to a lawyer to decide if a strike or other action is lawful just isn’t feasible. We can’t be trusted with this power anymore.
Just days after all the Somali Pirate jokes. Every accusation really is a confession with these monsters.
So, does FIFA take back the peace prize now, or…..
With great power comes great opportunities to use that power on those weaker than you because what the hell do you think you’re going to do, fight back?
Interesting way to say “We just declared war on Venezuela for no reason” but, hey, you do you.
Oh god
And what reason did he give for seizing it?
He just stole a tanker full of oil and he’s bragging about it. Ffs, won’t you please arrest him
>Seized a tanker
Stole a tanker full of oil that, once the oil is off-loaded, will mysteriously contain cocaine and be at the bottom of the ocean…
“As you probably know, we’ve just acted like pirates and seized a tanker. It was probably full of drugs though”
Guessing that makes any future complaints the US makes about Ukraine striking shadow fleet vessels null and void.
“As you know we’ve just committed piracy in open waters and and act of war against Venezuela.”
Is he using Somilan piratas for the job?
not hard to be the ‘largest ever’ when it’s also the only one we’ve ever seized there..
So we pirates now, cool cool
“and why was the tanker seized?” should be the next question but every one of these “journalists” is a fucking coward
“Largest one ever seized actually.” Why does that even matter? He just can’t help himself.
So, is it larger than the [MV Sirius Star](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Sirius_Star) seized by Somali pirates in 2008?
> She received international attention when she was hijacked by Somali pirates (allegedly under the orders of piracy kingpin Mohamed Abdi Hassan) on 15 November 2008, becoming the largest ship ever captured by pirates.
Largest or only?
FIFA Peace Prize winner, ladies and gentlemen.
Cunts recognize cunts.
I’m betting this would indicate that there won’t be any $1.99/gal gas in the US soon.
Time for his nap again.
Dude is such a size king.
He historically dossnt pay attention to briefings unless his name is in it and it’s the biggest thing ever. Other than that he dossnt care
Seal Team 6 on Tv in the Situation Room with Trump wearing his special fifa award cheering and feeling cool
So, we’re Somali pirates…
America:
Sadly this is exactly what all Republicans voted for. They were warned and they decided that this is the America that they long to live in.
it would be hilarious if venezuela figured out a way to carry a contaminant, like maybe some kind of radioactive contaminant, that they could transport alongside the oil in case they see a tanker will be seized
if they see the tanker is being seized, they could contaminate the oil and then it would be impossible to use
What the hell does the size of the tanker have to do with anything….seriously, how small is the POTUS Penis?
I can’t remember when because time no longer exists and it all blends together, but one of the time when the Canadian PM was in the Oval Office Trump started going on about how long it takes for a container ship to stop and turn around and I was like what the fuck are you going on about you dementia ridden fuckwit.
Release the epstein files. Stop distracting.
“Im dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always be trust to be dishonest”
-Donald Trump Probably