Dr-Kredit on December 10, 2025 8:04 am I hate the ones that stand at the parking space to prevent me from parking there, fkin human cones
OrdinaryCook4157 on December 10, 2025 8:12 am Amazing how people can understand gender but not the concept of returning a cart twenty feet.
_CherrySweet on December 10, 2025 8:15 am Honestly though, the shopping cart thing is an immediate mood killer.
Lech2D on December 10, 2025 8:21 am I think the solution a system where you insert a coin ito a shopping cart to unlock it and you have to return the cart to get your coin back
MartyrOfDespair on December 10, 2025 8:52 am The greatest piece of writing to ever come from 4chan was Shopping Cart Theory.
Old-Practice7625 on December 10, 2025 8:52 am Amazing how identity politics melts people’s brains but one loose shopping cart turns everyone into Batman.
PetalCircuit_ on December 10, 2025 8:53 am Lol, true pain is when you think you’ve found a parking spot but it’s actually just a rogue shopping cart chillin’
Fugly_pug76 on December 10, 2025 8:54 am Get out the car and push the cart away, if someone gets annoyed blame it on the bastard who left it there in the first place
Fugly_pug76 on December 10, 2025 8:54 am Get out the car and push the cart away, if someone gets annoyed blame it on the bastard who left it there in the first place
itsakhil07 on December 10, 2025 9:09 am Idk who needs to listen to this but please return your shopping cart to where it belongs you filter piece of shit. thankyou 😊
FemboyG0at_UwU on December 10, 2025 9:11 am Can’t you gently push it with car or exit and put it on the side?
PetitePenxo on December 10, 2025 9:18 am Literally me. Be gay, be trans, be poly just don’t be the person who leaves the cart in the only good parking spot ðŸ˜.
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Bro this made me laugh so relateable lol 😂.
Facts
I hate the ones that stand at the parking space to prevent me from parking there, fkin human cones
r/mildlypenis

Amazing how people can understand gender but not the concept of returning a cart twenty feet.
Honestly though, the shopping cart thing is an immediate mood killer.
I think the solution a system where you insert a coin ito a shopping cart to unlock it and you have to return the cart to get your coin back
This ain’t rage bait, just straight up fact
When people leave their shopping cart….

That feel when people are trains.
The greatest piece of writing to ever come from 4chan was Shopping Cart Theory.
Amazing how identity politics melts people’s brains but one loose shopping cart turns everyone into Batman.
Lol, true pain is when you think you’ve found a parking spot but it’s actually just a rogue shopping cart chillin’
Get out the car and push the cart away, if someone gets annoyed blame it on the bastard who left it there in the first place
Get out the car and push the cart away, if someone gets annoyed blame it on the bastard who left it there in the first place
I gotta deal with this every damn week sadly…
Only the last ones are actively damaging you
Idk who needs to listen to this but please return your shopping cart to where it belongs you filter piece of shit.
thankyou 😊
Real, dont be rude.
Can’t you gently push it with car or exit and put it on the side?
they are really annoying
Literally me. Be gay, be trans, be poly just don’t be the person who leaves the cart in the only good parking spot ðŸ˜.